Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Kaladin Stormblessed, Sep 10, 2017.
That was flu coming for the unvaccinated
I ain't vaccinated. Ain't never been hit by no bitch on a slide.
Wait I guess I am vaccinated. About 6 fucking times.
But I refused the last rabies one. That one was optional so I said fuck off
Man, we're going to miss you when you die due to flu.
Probably swine flu
Type A, B, and C
For perspective, if someone said "I've got a shot that cures cancer. No major side effects, but the odds of it working are 1 in 4." Would you still be completely against getting it because it was a waste of time?
I would take it. But flu ain't no cancer. I get the point though.
A lying cunt mate of mine pretended to have that when it was famous. Got confined to his room immediately. Chow hall wouldn't let me take him any food "it has to be eaten in a specific time frame and we have no way of knowing you won't leave it a week, get sick, and then blame it on us"
Stupid fuckers. I didn't argue tho I knew it would create major issues in the circumstances and I also knew 100% that my buddy is a lying workshy cunt.
The last 2.8 are.
i know people in 1918 would've given there left nut(and probably their right nut too) for a flu vaccination.
Or penicillin, or Insulin... etc.
Or drones to kill Nazis
Look we can do this all day
I find it interesting that as rates of flu vaccination increases, so does the number of people who contract the flu.
Shouldn't it happen the other way around?
Shouldn't we be at an all time low in flu rates as we're at an all time high in flu vaccination rates?
Almost as if the flu vaccine doesn't work at all or even contributing to the spread of the flu.
They're also symptoms of being overtired and dehydration, and a myriad of other things.
Or the population is growing, and possibly at a rate faster than the distribution of flu shots.
True to my word, I just got a flu shot.
If I get sick I'm coming after you.
You know people from 1918?
You gonna throw them all a bitching birthday party next year?
Nope, never get them.
I have to laugh at all you fruits bragging about how much you wash your hands. I eat like shit and hardly exercise and I never get sick. Why? Because I hardly ever wash my hands (unless I get shit on them, which happens more than I'd like to admit). Embrace the germs, keep your immune system on it's toes. Think of your immune system like a fighter: do you want it training and sparring every day, or do you want to keep it safe with all your sissy soap and disinfectants? Then, like a fighter who has been coddled and protected, it gets murdered when it steps up to a real opponent.
The people who are walking around with a perpetual cold or flu are the germaphobes who disinfect everything and are constantly washing their hands.
Do yourself a favor and watch this Carlin bit
Poisonous mercury in your system (yay or nay?)
LOL. Hell, Nay!!!!
Planning to get mine this weekend.
I got mine yesterday.
have never gotten them