You guys laugh but there's a serious price @Splinty has paid to service his clients. He's a man devoted to his work. You have to admire that.
I got a boner reading that.Best massage I ever got was off a big fat pregnant gal. It was leaps and bounds better than any other massage I've had. And despite it being completely non sexual it gave me a massive boner, which I was embarrassed about and trying to hide.
I was talking to someone after and they said that its a frequent thing and she wouldn't have been offended
Hmm can it help me do longer vape hits?Dr. @Splinty is at it again...
You put 4 inch up your mum's arse before I chucked her out the moon doorGollum has at least 4" on @Schlong2
You should stand up when you speak, I can't hear youYou put 4 inch up your mum's arse before I chucked her out the moon door
Too busy doing you nailsYou should stand up when you speak, I can't hear you
Hmm sounds like a magic card. Did you wake up 20 years older?
Possibly.Hmm sounds like a magic card. Did you wake up 20 years older?