Listen Friends at work fighting

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by gangsterkathryn, Jul 4, 2018.

  1. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    Two of my friends at work are gonna engage in an epic (ha!) mma fight this evening and I bet one of them that he was gonna lose, so I want your opinions.

    Chucky:
    23. Supposedly done mma and goes to the gym sometimes.
    [​IMG]

    O:
    40-something. Goes to the gym daily. Could give @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken a run for his money on girth.
    [​IMG]


    Who wins?
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Winner Winner x 1
  2. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2016
    Messages:
    7,715
    Ratings:
    +12,030
    is hair pulling allowed?

    is that a weave on O?
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  3. Lars

    Lars Girl Thor

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2015
    Messages:
    14,562
    Ratings:
    +24,848
    Thor
     
    • WTF WTF x 1
  4. tang

    tang if there's a will there's always a way

    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2015
    Messages:
    5,703
    Ratings:
    +8,603
    [​IMG]

    the chucky guy looks like he's gonna gass
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  5. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    No! His hair is 100% his and I’m 100% jealous.

    It’s an mma fight. I don’t think hair pulling is allowed.
     
  6. Juanandonly

    Juanandonly Deserves got nothing to do with it

    Joined:
    Mar 19, 2016
    Messages:
    2,143
    Ratings:
    +3,767
    I once worked at an Orchard supply hardware. Not relevant to the post just saying
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Informative Informative x 1
  7. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    O via whatever he wants. Chunky is a fat fuck. The only gyms he sees are the ones he drives past on his way to Dunkin Donuts.
     
  8. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2015
    Messages:
    17,707
    Ratings:
    +31,658
    Chucky has never seen a gym, let alone trained in one.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  9. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    Semi-relevant.

    I don’t know how I even got a job at a hardware store considering I knew nothing about hardware.
     
  10. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    I told Chucky that O was gonna get him.

    He’s not the first person to challenge O to something. A chubbier guy challenged O to a foot race that never occurred. But I guarantee O would have won that, as well.
     
  11. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2016
    Messages:
    7,715
    Ratings:
    +12,030
    tough call, with hair pulling and real hair, I'd pick pudgy by cross-dread choke.

    O wins by superior cardio and street smarts. His shirt gets ripped off, and his glistening, chiseled figure sends you in to waves of orgasm.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  12. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    Yeah, every other guy at work has forbade him from being shirtless. He supposedly carries baby oil around for special occasions.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  13. Lars

    Lars Girl Thor

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2015
    Messages:
    14,562
    Ratings:
    +24,848
    • WTF WTF x 1
  14. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2015
    Messages:
    11,317
    Ratings:
    +21,153
    I've been watching combat sports since about 2001 and a good rule of thumb is: when in doubt, bet on the black guy.
     
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
  15. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    Why is his name O?
     
  16. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    That’s his nickname. His government name is much longer.
     
  17. Chief

    Chief Beer
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2015
    Messages:
    9,426
    Ratings:
    +18,143
    RIP Chucky.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  18. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    O
     
  19. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    Tell Chunky to pull guard.
     
  20. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    The Fight supposedly happens in t-minus three hours.
     
  21. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    Record it and post it here. Chunky is PW and O is Navy Twink.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
  22. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    Who is navy twink?
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  23. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2016
    Messages:
    7,715
    Ratings:
    +12,030
    Orgasminducingabs?
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  24. gangsterkathryn

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    12,291
    Ratings:
    +17,117
    Yes. Damnit. I didn’t mean to dox him.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  25. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2015
    Messages:
    14,735
    Ratings:
    +32,192
    Roidie
     
Draft saved Draft deleted