Fuck HOA's

HOAs let the Little Führer that's in a lot of people out to play. They're completely worthless in every other facet of their lives, but you will keep your Kentucky Bluegrass trimmed below 1.22".

One disheartening thing I've seen is that just about any property I'd like to live in New Hampshire is in a HOA. Live by the Covenants, Conditions & Restrictions or Die, apparently.
 
I don't think I have lived anywhere with an HOA?

I lived in a condo complex with a condo board so that might count but if I own something I don't think other than gov't regulation should be something I should have to deal with, certainly not some "Karen."

Are HOAs a big thing in the USA?
 

Support this 1000%.

HOAs are the devil... and the problem, is even if you move into an area with a good one, its one board election away from being hell.
 
I only ever lived in one place with an association, some condos in Edward's, Co. I was just renting from my roommate, the owner. He was the association president when I lived there, lol. He said shit was so messed up that he ran for pres on the pledge "mowing grass, plowing snow, fixing roofs. That's it. I don't give a shit what color your porch is as long as clean, vote Craig"
He won, lol. Death to tyrants.
 
I posted this story on the og. We lived in a suburb north of Houston. During hurricane Harvey. The hoa sent us a warning saying we needed to mow our yard. My wife sent a photo. Of her in ankle deep water. In the front yard. They sent a response. OK just now when the water goes down.

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