VID Garbrandt: 'I'd rip Van Damme's F'ing head off in a real fight'

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  1. MovinOn

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    This follows the vid of JCVD kicking Cody in the face while they were "sparring."

     
  2. jason73

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    former ufc champion vs 57 year old cracked out action movie star from the 90s i should hope you can rip his head off
     
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  3. Megatron Robinson

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    I doubt it.
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  4. lordofthepies

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    I give myself a 50/50 chance of being able to take out 80s and 90s action movie star Sigourney Weaver.
     
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  5. Gay For Longo

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    Cody talking shit and jcvd still goes out of his way to knockout tj for him... that's a real man
    Hespect
     
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  6. PaleAndGangly

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    Cody is such a whiney...well...there’s some words I don’t want to say.
     
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    Cody is awesome. Gives no fucks and down to scrap anyone anytime. Dude's a fighter, not an athlete.
     
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    Cringe......that neck tattoo and tmz, lol
     
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    Pfft, he said the same thing about TJ right before TJ knocked him the fuk out!
     
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  10. ender852

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    Neck tatt is the worst.
    Van damme will never be hangin with the boiiisss!!!
     
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  11. Ghost Bro

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    Cody sounds and acts like he has learning difficulties or smth

    What about batman Cody? Could you beat him up?
     
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  12. Ted Williams' head

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    Wow he'd beat up a geriatric action star? Good for him.
     
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  13. shimora

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    JCVD clearly got inside Cody's head when he proved to be faster than him, and almost knocked his teeth out with a light kick. Cody came across like a whiny woman when he said that he didn't want to be around JCVD after that because he might hurt him. This is yet another example of traditional Martial arts techniques proving superior to the watered down and sportified techniques that are taught in MMA.
     
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  14. MMAPlaywright

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    I'm not sure Cody would be ready for the offensive-oriented style of JCVD. He would likely be blasted TF out before he even had a chance to get into the fight.
     
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  15. Fat Serra Gay Longo

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    someones gotta do this kick in a fight someday just for show

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  16. Tiiimmmaaayyy

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    He did say JCVD in his prime too. What did JCVD weigh back in the day? I may have to go with him.

    Also, any video of the training being discussed?
     
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    I really liked the way he asked 'you in your prime versus him in his prime..'

    as if to casually suggest to a late 20s bantamweight (who has suffered 3 back to back ko losses) that he has passed his prime.

    OUCH
     
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    clown ?
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    50/50 chance you say huh? That’s one bad ass bitch.
    I would give myself a 50/50 chance with this version
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    But knowing my luck it’ll turn out like this,
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    He hears everything, Cody - watch that pretty mouth.

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  21. Haulport

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    I don't understand why people say that Cody is unlikeable...
     
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    Maybe it was an odd question?
     
  23. Buff Bagginz

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    JVCD already KO'D him though....o_O
     
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  24. madmav

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    that chin is long gone.. and it's all van dammes fault
     
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