Lifestyle Gave my cats a haircut

[Sex Chicken]

I will tolerate your repeated insults of me, but you leave my fucking cat out of this.

I sincerely apologize. Don’t get me wrong, I love cats. I think they are beautiful animals. I saw this thread and I rubbed my hands together and said “Let’s see them cats!!” Then I open the thread and see this.....

and this.....

I love cats but, Jesus Christ!!!

 

[La Paix]

Product review.

We ordered this thing online and so far it's a hit. FFul disclosure, were at the end of day 1.

Here's Dr Stray keeping up on some manscaping.

 

[sparkuri]

Product review.

We ordered this thing online and so far it's a hit. FFul disclosure, were at the end of day 1.

Here's Dr Stray keeping up on some manscaping.

Dude, I didn't know that existed.
I've been looking around the house for something to build but all I really have is nails.
Thanks!

 

[Limpy]

Let us be us!

 

[La Paix]

Dude, I didn't know that existed.
I've been looking around the house for something to build but all I really have is nails.
Thanks!

My wife stumbled upon it in her Instagram feed iirc, about $22US for two of them. They always rub up against cord ends in the wall and sometimes unplug shit. Hoping these take over.

 

[sparkuri]

My wife stumbled upon it in her Instagram feed iirc, about $22US for two of them. They always rub up against cord ends in the wall and sometimes unplug shit. Hoping these take over.

All my corners are black, I've been cleaning corners all year.
Just bought 2 for starters.
I'm gonna tell all my guests they're 6g towers.

 

[Onetrickpony]

You fondled and shaved that cats balls. Look at its foot and the look it’s giving you. That cat is scheming a plan to steal your breath while you sleep.

 

[Sex Chicken]

I just wanted to remind everyone that the Florida Humane Society stepped in and removed @conor mcgregor nut hugger ’s last cat from his home. He’s not even supposed to have a cat.

View: https://twitter.com/TwatBibIe/status/1093466407533199360?s=20

 

[Never_Rolled]

Jesus this forum is filled with cat fags! Myself included. My story happened like this. Started dating a cat chick. I mean really into cats. Rescues them feeds strays, keeps food in her car etc etc. I was always a dog guy and hated cats. One of her friends cat had kittens. One was really cute so I said I would take it as my son wanted a pet. Within a year she rescued a tiny kitten from a parking lot. We were going to give it away but we took care of her for a couple weeks. My other cat really liked her and well you how that went. I have two cats broke up with the GF over 2 years ago. I think she liked rescuing other cock too it seems.

 

[sparkuri]

Product review.

We ordered this thing online and so far it's a hit. FFul disclosure, were at the end of day 1.

Here's Dr Stray keeping up on some manscaping.

Thanks @BirdWatcher

 

[member 3289]

Fuck I waited way too long to give him a haircut this time. Took fucking forever but even @Sex Chicken would agree I did a great fucking job

 

[Rambo John J]

Fuck I waited way too long to give him a haircut this time. Took fucking forever but even @Sex Chicken would agree I did a great fucking job

looks great
I like how you can see the stripes

 

[Sex Chicken]

Fuck I waited way too long to give him a haircut this time. Took fucking forever but even @Sex Chicken would agree I did a great fucking job

What the fuck is this?

Clean up the tail. It looks like a god damned paintbrush.

 

[member 3289]

What the fuck is this?

Clean up the tail. It looks like a god damned paintbrush.

Lion's tail cut. 100% intentional

 

[Sex Chicken]

Lion's tail cut. 100% intentional

Okay. But please take care of the cat.

 

[Jdog93]

@BirdWatcher

@sparkuri

@conor mcgregor nut hugger

You guys live together like TUF House??

Same colored Walls and Molding.

 

[RussfromNH]

@BirdWatcher

@sparkuri

@conor mcgregor nut hugger

You guys live together like TUF House??

Same colored Walls and Molding.

hmmmmm the plot thickens

poor kitties

 

[member 3289]

You guys live together like TUF House??

 

[Jesus X]

easy C,lol that's totes adorbs.

 

[Jesus X]

So you're the guy...

File this under a feline fiasco

that cat looks really angry.

 

[Sex Chicken]

easy C,lol that's totes adorbs.

That’s the cat that looks over his shoulder and shakes his head while he posts.

 

[Jesus X]

That’s the cat that looks over his shoulder and shakes his head while he posts.

that cat has feline aids

 

[Jesus X]

lol I just found out about feline leukemia researching feline aids that is both hilarious and sad.

 

[La Paix]

easy C,lol that's totes adorbs.

My other option was Marshall Meowthers.

 

[member 3289]

There is a reason why @Sex Chicken has never posted in here or in the "post a picture of your pets" thread.

He is legally barred from ever owning a pet. I can't go into specifics but it has to do with a "farm animal incident" that occurred when he was 17 years old.