Lifestyle Gay Jesus?

[ThatOneDude]

Was Jesus gay? Probably say some theologians.

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher

Paul Oestreicher: I preached on Good Friday that Jesus's intimacy with John suggested he was gay as I felt deeply it had to be addressed

www.theguardian.com

 

[Rambo John J]

Was Jesus gay? Probably say some theologians.

Was Jesus gay? Probably | Paul Oestreicher

Paul Oestreicher: I preached on Good Friday that Jesus's intimacy with John suggested he was gay as I felt deeply it had to be addressed

www.theguardian.com

Yoel agrees

View: https://youtu.be/ZybaBFjNEjQ?t=22

 

[ShatsBassoon]

 

[jason73]

@Jesus X say it aint so

 

[Jesus X]

@Jesus X say it aint so

 

[Qat]

 

[SongExotic2]

Well he went on tour with ten dudes and rubbed they feet.

And I don't recall any stories of him banging no hoes.

 

[BrunoMcGyver]

Yoel agrees

View: https://youtu.be/ZybaBFjNEjQ?t=22

Jesus Cry is the best

 

[Toelocku]

If he was @ThatOneDude would convert before you could say holy moses

 

[ThatOneDude]

If he was @ThatOneDude would convert before you could say holy moses

Well he's not real, soooooo

 

[Toelocku]

Well he's not real, soooooo

Youre a ctard who rejects scholarly consensus

 

[ThatOneDude]

Youre a ctard who rejects scholarly consensus

Jesus was a bastard.

Was Jesus Illegitimate?

We cannot know Jesus’ parentage for certain, but the best historical judgment is that Jesus was the legitimate son of Joseph.

www.bibleodyssey.org

 

[member 1013]

There was definitely a rabbi named Yeshua from Nazareth. He was not god because god isn’t real. Plus God is anti-homo I heard.

 

[Toelocku]

Jesus was a bastard.

Was Jesus Illegitimate?

We cannot know Jesus’ parentage for certain, but the best historical judgment is that Jesus was the legitimate son of Joseph.

www.bibleodyssey.org

So edgy...looks like you and him have something in common

 

[ThatOneDude]

So edgy...looks like you and him have something in common

My parents were married when I was conceived, thank you very much.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Maybe Jesus was in love with Paul the Apostle. I hope they were happy together if true.

The (Possibly) Gay, Elite Apostle Who Believed in Radical Equality for All

Paul the Apostle is often branded as a patriarchal misogynist who hated all gays. But dig into his letters and you'll find an intense devotion to erasing all forms of oppression.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Toelocku]

Maybe Jesus was in love with Paul the Apostle. I hope they were happy together if true.

The (Possibly) Gay, Elite Apostle Who Believed in Radical Equality for All

Paul the Apostle is often branded as a patriarchal misogynist who hated all gays. But dig into his letters and you'll find an intense devotion to erasing all forms of oppression.

www.thedailybeast.com

If either one was gay id still respect their opinions

Maybe if you and @Prison Rape Survivor came out and lived your true colors u wouldn't be such a miserable little prick

 

[ThatOneDude]

If either one was gay id still respect their opinions

Maybe if you and @Prison Rape Survivor came out and lived your true colors u wouldn't be such a miserable little prick

I've already left my house today, so I have come out of my home. That's what you mean right?

 

[Toelocku]

I've already left my house today, so I have come out of my home. That's what you mean right?

How much gay porn did u watch before u left?

 

[ThatOneDude]

How much gay porn did u watch before u left?

None, I like women and my wife and I have more sex than the average married couple with children. Why are you consistently using homosexuality as a means to attempt to insult people?

 

[Filthy]

Well he went on tour with ten dudes and rubbed they feet.

And I don't recall any stories of him banging no hoes.

he ministered to many prostitutes.

 

[Toelocku]

None, I like women and my wife and I have more sex than the average married couple with children. Why are you consistently using homosexuality as a means to attempt to insult people?

Suuuure...thinking about gay jesus got you going...no kink shaming bro whatever floats your boat

 

[ThatOneDude]

he ministered to many prostitutes.

I mean it makes sense, his fake mother was a whore.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Suuuure...thinking about gay jesus got you going...no kink shaming bro whatever floats your boat

Why would thinking about a fictional character get me going? That doesn't make sense.

 

[Filthy]

View: https://youtu.be/kc5q142NFkA