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Toelocku

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I can't imagine it would be, you're saying things about fictional people. People talk about Mo fucking kids and blowing himself up on a fairly regular basis.
Ok how about rabbis today who literally suck the penis of babies after circumcision...do you disavow that?
 
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I wouldn't pink you over it. I think it's a bit uncalled for but you're not insulting anyone real
To be fair there is very little to no scholarly debate over the question of if there was a kooky rabbi from Nazareth named Yeshua

So at least he was a real human at one point

Moshe and Avraham, not so much
 

ThatOneDude

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Ok how about rabbis today who literally suck the penis of babies after circumcision...do you disavow that?
I think you are confused as to what a Secular, like myself and @George Thoros, actually is. If you were familiar with what that is you wouldn't ask such a silly question.
 

Toelocku

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I wouldn't pink you over it. I think it's a bit uncalled for but you're not insulting anyone real
The writers of the Talmud were very real even if you want to deny abe and moses existed
 

NotBanjaxo

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I wouldn't pink you over it. I think it's a bit uncalled for but you're not insulting anyone real
Hey wait, your assertion that religious figures aren't real is insulting to believers. You have therefore insulted someone real.

Moderator, pink thyself!!!
 

Leigh

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To be fair there is very little to no scholarly debate over the question of if there was a kooky rabbi from Nazareth named Yeshua

So at least he was a real human at one point

Moshe and Avraham, not so much
If any of them ever were alive, they're dead now.

If you insulted someone's dead relatives, I'd probably give you a warning, depending on the level of the insult. Someone who died 2,000 years ago, if they even ever lived? I don't really give a shit. I'd care more if you said Thor was a cur and I still wouldn't pink you over it.
 

ThatOneDude

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To be fair there is very little to no scholarly debate over the question of if there was a kooky rabbi from Nazareth named Yeshua

So at least he was a real human at one point

Moshe and Avraham, not so much
Yea, but that guy was quiet the shyster.
 

ThatOneDude

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A refusal to disavow sucking baby dicks...very nice
I think you are trying to "trap me" and it's not going to work. Why would someone who is a Secular Jew feel the need to disavow something he does not participate in?
 
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If any of them ever were alive, they're dead now.

If you insulted someone's dead relatives, I'd probably give you a warning, depending on the level of the insult. Someone who died 2,000 years ago, if they even ever lived? I don't really give a shit. I'd care more if you said Thor was a cur and I still wouldn't pink you over it.
Thor is real

OKAY!?!?!
 

Toelocku

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I think you are trying to "trap me" and it's not going to work. Why would someone who is a Secular Jew feel the need to disavow something he does not participate in?
Why would a person who is a secular Jew feel the need not to disavow sucking baby dicks?

First you admit you keep kosher then you have a supremacist attitude about Jews in Egypt...then you refused to disavow murdering children and sucking of baby dicks...looks like we got ourselfs a Jewish supremacist here
 
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Says who?
Me.

I built a time machine.

Ancient Jews were canaanites who worshipped the Canaanite gods of El and Yahweh, eventually merging the two into one. They then assimilated or killed the Canaanites who claimed different cults.
Originally Judaism wasn’t even a truly monotheistic religion as they recognized the existence of other gods and celestial beings. The Exodus was created as a national myth in the kingdom of Judah after the Babylonian exile.
 

ThatOneDude

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Why would a person who is a secular Jew feel the need not to disavow sucking baby dicks?

First you admit you keep kosher then you have a supremacist attitude about being Jews in Egypt...then you refused to disavow murdering children and sucking of baby dicks...looks like we got ourselfs a Jewish supremacist here
 

ThatOneDude

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Me.

I built a time machine.

Ancient Jews were canaanites who worshipped the Canaanite gods of El and Yahweh, eventually merging the two into one. They then assimilated or killed the Canaanites who claimed different cults.
Originally Judaism wasn’t even a truly monotheistic religion as they recognized the existence of other gods and celestial beings. The Exodus was created as a national myth in the kingdom of Judah after the Babylonian exile.
I know a guy whos familiar with joining cults. Maybe he will chime in.
 

Toelocku

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Me.

I built a time machine.

Ancient Jews were canaanites who worshipped the Canaanite gods of El and Yahweh, eventually merging the two into one. They then assimilated or killed the Canaanites who claimed different cults.
Originally Judaism wasn’t even a truly monotheistic religion as they recognized the existence of other gods and celestial beings. The Exodus was created as a national myth in the kingdom of Judah after the Babylonian exile.
The first part of your post is correct but the last part is not...what scholars claim this?