VID Giant Florida Alligator Proves...

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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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  2. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    “It’s a safe assumption that there are alligators in almost every body of water in the state of Florida,” said St. Marks National Wildlife Refuge Manager Terry Peacock. “But it’s difficult to sign everything.”
     
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  3. HEATH VON DOOM

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    Where is Troy Landry when you need him
     
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  4. JonJonesBeard

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    Not long enough to survive a polar bear attack.
     
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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    I agree but in other news...

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    Bald Eagle population: 70k
    Canada Goose population: 4 million

    Winner: Canada Geese via Attrition
     
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  7. Shlomo Lars

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    First time I went to Florida I though alligators were in the toilet and would eat me when I pooed

    First time I went to Texas I also thought rattlesnakes were hiding everywhere

    This was 2 years ago btw
     
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  8. JonJonesBeard

    JonJonesBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    Is that not factually correct?
     
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  9. Shlomo Lars

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    @Splint@Splint
     
  10. Teen Gohan

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    There are plenty in West Texas, and South Texas near Mexico.

    Here in East Texas you're more likely to see a Water Moccasin, there are some rattlesnakes now that some "smart" people figured they would release some due to low populations.
     
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    fucking dinosaurs
     
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    Meanwhile in Louisiana....

     
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  13. Report

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    That WA really fucked up. The people purposed threw the food there to set up that hogs death.

    big meanies
     
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  14. BirdWatcher

    BirdWatcher Drowning’s for pussies. Don’t be a pussy.
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    And just north of the border...

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  15. Jesus X

    Jesus X Make Tmmac Great Again

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    I know this is about crocodiles but it still applies


    Chocodiles>crocodiles
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  16. Shlomo Lars

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    What about Corpus Christi yo
     
  17. Shlomo Lars

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    It's funny we have a similar group o smarties trying to reintroduce the timber rattler here in Ontario Canada

    Fuck that
     
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    True story : when I was pregnant, I went to pee and when I stood up, there was a frog in the toilet.
    I always check the toilet before I pee because I saw a thing about snakes in there when I was younger, but was significantly less cautious when pregnant.
     
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    I wanna eat that sucker's tail.
     
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    Snakes in the toilet in Florida? You check every time? You might wanna consult your psychologist about that...
     
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  21. Mix6APlix

    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Dinosaur is correct.

    Nothing on this planet I would rather be attacked by less than that fucking thing.
    I've had to rag doll a coyote before, and that's one thing. Dinosaurs or l as the predatory cats are a whole different subject that I hope to never ever have to deal with.
     
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    Probably.
    It is not too difficult to look before I sit!

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    Eww man. Clean those doody stains.
     
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    Kinda funny that you pissed on a frog's head too.
     
  25. Jesus X

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    California has a shitload of rattlesnakes
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