General Girl drinks her friends semen daily

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  1. Wild

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  2. Ricky Bobby

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    If she had real hanging tits I’d buy what she wants.....but they’re fake as fuck
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger Text JOE to 30330

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    He isn’t giving you his sperm.
     
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    As a long time semen dispenser, I can tell you unequivocally that's not how you drink semen.
     
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    Someone tell this girl to call me. I can give her the juice straight from the tap. I think that will be even better for her.
     
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    She wants a meal not a snack.
     
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    Sex Chicken Nate Diaz is a Juggalo

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  10. Never_Rolled

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    Maybe he’s just downplaying his abilities for some reason?
     
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  11. Atto

    Atto Jon Snow is a pussy

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    Fucked up shit.
     
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    If you put it in a bowl the electrolytes are long dead before then.
    I've always told my ladies that it's safest and most effective to go straight to the source and get it fresh, & swallow AS it's being dispensed, like a big straw.
     
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  13. Thunderhead

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    I have a hard time believing that semen is vegan. It's an animal byproduct, no?
     
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    False. Thought the tap may be small, the load would be substantial. As I have stated before I am backed up enough that I could shampoo a polar bear.
     
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    RaginCajun I Like Gifs

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    it was a rough watch
     
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    That's a hot

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  19. Jesus X

    Jesus X Because of the Implication

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  20. Jesus X

    Jesus X Because of the Implication

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    this guy is whacking off in her bathroom like "im cooking up a fresh batch in 4 mins"
     
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  21. Never_Rolled

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    She’s full of shit. She’s milking the guy one way or the other. Someone had to pay for her tits and chicks at that age lie about sex.
     
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  22. Jesus X

    Jesus X Because of the Implication

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    either way I don't think that guy minds being asked to jack off for her every day.
     
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  23. Thunderhead

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    You don't have to read it. But it's a good article to keep in your arsenal the next time you want to convince your gf or fuck buddy to swallow your load.
     
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  24. Never_Rolled

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    Ehhh if I’m not cumming in them or on them it would feel like a job after a while and not so much a turn on. Hey that’s just me though.
     
  25. Onetrickpony

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    It would be prudent to have that printed out on your beside table so there’s scientific evidence in an easily reachable spot in case she’s says no to swallowing mid bj.
     
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