Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Wild, Apr 4, 2019.
If she had real hanging tits I’d buy what she wants.....but they’re fake as fuck
@HEATH VON DOOM have I told you how awesome your sister is?
He isn’t giving you his sperm.
As a long time semen dispenser, I can tell you unequivocally that's not how you drink semen.
Someone tell this girl to call me. I can give her the juice straight from the tap. I think that will be even better for her.
She wants a meal not a snack.
I call bullshit.
If drinking semen was good for your health @conor mcgregor nut hugger would be a champion triathlete.
Maybe he’s just downplaying his abilities for some reason?
Fucked up shit.
If you put it in a bowl the electrolytes are long dead before then.
I've always told my ladies that it's safest and most effective to go straight to the source and get it fresh, & swallow AS it's being dispensed, like a big straw.
I have a hard time believing that semen is vegan. It's an animal byproduct, no?
False. Thought the tap may be small, the load would be substantial. As I have stated before I am backed up enough that I could shampoo a polar bear.
I'm gonna leave this here: Scientists reveal swallowing sperm is surprising way to lower risk of miscarriage
it was a rough watch
That's a hot
I'm not going to read a study about swallowing sperm.
"hey bro I read this study about swallowing sperm"
"just google swallowing sperm study bro"
this guy is whacking off in her bathroom like "im cooking up a fresh batch in 4 mins"
She’s full of shit. She’s milking the guy one way or the other. Someone had to pay for her tits and chicks at that age lie about sex.
either way I don't think that guy minds being asked to jack off for her every day.
You don't have to read it. But it's a good article to keep in your arsenal the next time you want to convince your gf or fuck buddy to swallow your load.
Ehhh if I’m not cumming in them or on them it would feel like a job after a while and not so much a turn on. Hey that’s just me though.
It would be prudent to have that printed out on your beside table so there’s scientific evidence in an easily reachable spot in case she’s says no to swallowing mid bj.