General Girl drinks her friends semen daily

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  1. Thunderhead

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    Exactly, and being a fitness and health nut myself, if it was scientifically proven that consuming pussy cheese will bolster my immune system or increase my testosterone level naturally, then I'll scoop that out and eat it like cottage cheese with no questions asked. It's a no-brainer for me.

    Goddamn it, I'm craving yogurt right now.
     
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  2. Onetrickpony

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    I’ll have to take your word on that as I am not a clitty litter connoisseur.
     
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  3. KWingJitsu

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    I bet that guy is a real tear jerker!
     
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  5. Shang Tsong2

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    So that's how Kelly got admin!
     
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    Lol. She had to be British didn't she. As if we haven't got enough to be laughed at at the moment.

    Christ
     
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  7. Shang Tsong2

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    Sara Rue's hog, I'd slop it!
     
  9. Shang Tsong2

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  10. Rhino

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    How has no one brought it up yet? That motherfucker is the "Friend Zone" CHAMPION.... Wants that girl so badly, that he'll nut in a cup just to be "close to her".... Because you know that no dude who is getting laid on the regular does this kinda shit.
     
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    I'm an asshole. If I had a hot friend who wanted me to jizz in a cup so she could drink it daily, I'd fart in in too, just so I knew I had the upper hand
     
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    You’re not an asshole (this time). You’re exactly how a guy who gets put in the friendzone thinks.
     
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    I don't do friend zone


    I'm more of a

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    Kinda guy
     
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  14. Never_Rolled

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    Reread @Rhino’s post then read yours. He hit the nail on the head. My previous post also touched on it. If a chick wants it she is going to have to extract it.
     
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    Cliffs?
     
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    No hot chick or even one that can fog a mirror wants your bodily fluid.
     
  17. Shang Tsong2

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    I bet I've fucked 3 in the top ten bitches laid by forum members here.


    And at least 8 of the ugliest too.

    I have no desire for companionship these days .it's gonna happen tho I keep flirting with people by accident
     
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  19. Never_Rolled

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    I have the fittest but ugly locked down. Her face would be ugly on a man. I’ve told that one before. Don’t try to out ugly me.
     
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    Did I tell you about the lady I took back and offered a drink?

    She declined because she had an open tallboy steel reserve in her purse .....
     
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    She was hot tho tbh. Just trashy
     
  22. Never_Rolled

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    I believe you told that one. Also the stinky puss uber driver.

    My ugly one answered my friends phone and I talked my way over to fucking her without seeing her. Never would have went for it had I saw her first but I was already there. Room was dark and that’s what doggy style was invented for.
     
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  23. Jesus X

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    technically this is true. I believe he left the friend zone by committing the sex act of jacking off into a plate and having her eat it they are both commiting a reciprocal sex act on each other in that regard they might not be in the friend zone but they are sexual deviants.
     
  24. Never_Rolled

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    I don't believe she believes it's sexual.
     
  25. Jesus X

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    but it is
     
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