Give me your best toasts

[Punch]

When you're going to raise your glass, and you want to say something that inspires, is witty, hilarious, tragic, etc. what are the best toasts TMMAC has?

One of my favorite ones is borrowing from Mr. Marley with the slightly melancholy toast of:
"To good friends we've had, and good friends we've lost!"

 

[Pitbull9]

Nothing needs to be said here

 

[Punch]

I heard a funny one once:
"To our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet!"

 

[BJTT_Pella]

"It been fun, its been great but it hasnt been great fun. Cheers"

 

[Darqnezz]

"Hail to pussy and gunpowder. May we live by one, die by the other and love the smell of both."

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

The roof. The roof is on fire. We don't need any water, let the mother fucker burn. Burn mother fucker burn.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

Friends. How many of us have them? Friends you can depend on. Let's be friends.

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

A man from Nass had 2 balls of brass. When they clanged together, they played Stormy Weather and lightening shot out of his ass.

 

[Punch]

"Here's to staying positive, and testing negative!"

 

[Punch]

"Here's to snatch - down the hatch!"

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

"Here's to you and here's to me
The best of friends we'll ever be.
And if we ever disagree,
Well, fuck you and here's to me."

 

[OhWhopDaChamp]

"To being single, seeing double, and banging triple!"

 

[Punch]

"To nipples; Without them titties would be pointless!"

 

[Punch]

"Here's to virgins and lesbians... Thanks for nothing!"

 

[Punch]

One for the ladies:

"Now he lays me down to screw,
I hope this clown knows what to do,
If he should come before i end,
I swear to God I'll bang his friend!"

 

[ThatOneDude]

Here's to the whores
Behind the doors
With eyes as black as charcoal
They'll suck your dick
So god damn quick
Make fire, come out your asshole
Here's to you
Here's to me
Best of friends we'll ever be
If by chance we disagree
Fuck you
Here's to me

 

[BJTT-Rizzo]

I've been doing this ever since I seen it. People that aren't familiar wonder why some are laughing.

 

[sparkuri]

These are great. I'm severely lacking, and will have to pull up this thread when I hear a toast' a comin'

 

[lookoutawhale]

 

[ThatOneDude]

Niceeeee toast, perfect golden color, no brown burnt spots.... Mmmmmmm that's a fine piece of toast

 

[BJTT_Pella]

Girls love toast.