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TheAwkwardTitan

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I've haven't had access to a computer so I haven't been able to post anywhere about the superbowl, but it's better late than never. Being from MassOfTwoShits originally i've been a Pats fan all my life, but never a huge football fan. Nonetheless I always get hyped to see my boys play, but what the fuckin fuckity fuck was that? Viagra is some weaksauce shit because that comeback still has me hard as a rock.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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They have these new fangled contraptions called smart phones. They can be intimidating at first but once you get use to them they are great.
 

TheAwkwardTitan

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"The pats cheated dats why I don't like em!"

Boo fuckin hoo. You and all the other bandwagoning fairies need to get a grip with this cheating nonsense, because you could single out any team for cheating. For fucks sake the falcons were pumping in crowd noise in 2014. Seriously I don't see guys like you making a fuss about Denver every time they play, so why the Pats? Because the Patriots are winners. You hate us because you anus, son.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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"The pats cheated dats why I don't like em!"

Boo fuckin hoo. You and all the other bandwagoning fairies need to get a grip with this cheating nonsense, because you could single out any team for cheating. For fucks sake the falcons were pumping in crowd noise in 2014. Seriously I don't see guys like you making a fuss about Denver every time they play, so why the Pats? Because the Patriots are winners. You hate us because you anus, son.

Because other teams haven't been proven to be cheaters on multiple occasions. I wondered when all the Patriot nut hugger threads would start. People hate the Patriots, not because they are winners, but because they are cheating fuckers. When athletes from other sports are punished for cheating, the fans want * by all their accomplishments, yet all the Patriot fuckboys want to gloat about how they are the best team, best coach, best QB, what the fuck ever. After crying and lying about deflating footballs, Brady finally sat out a suspension for cheating this season. The fucker should have gotten suspended for at least a year. Don't start any bullshit about under inflated footballs don't give an advantage. If there was no advantage he wouldn't have done it. He altered the very object that gets handled the entire game. There could be no bigger advantage in my opinion. As a rec league QB, I also preferred deflated footballs. If a scrub like me can tell a difference, don't pretend Brady can't tell a difference. Once he was caught he didn't step up like a man, he lied and destroyed evidence, then lied some more.

Tom Brady is NOT the best QB of all time. Top tier, yes, greatest- not in my book.
Here's some FACTS:
With Payton Manning the Colts had the following records each year, 12-4, 12-4, 14-2, 12-4, 13-3, 12-4, 14-2, 10-6. Payton gets hurt and misses the season, the Colts went 2-14.
With Brady the Patriots had the following records, 14-2, 14-2, 10-6, 12-4, 16-0.
When Brady got hurt and missed the season the Patriots went 11-5 with Matt Cassel.
That must be because Cassel was an under rated back up, right? Far from it. If calculated correctly, his career record is 25-40 after leaving the Patriots. Furthermore, when Brady finally sat out his slap on the hand 4 games to start this season, the Patriots went 3-1 without him.

Those are the facts and cannot be disputed. It's pretty clear to me that Brady has benefited from the Patriot system, a system of cheaters. Plug in any top tier QB from the last decade and they would have the same wins (assuming they were ok with cheating).

Fuck the Patriots, Fuck Bilicheck, Fuck Brady. They can all eat a bag of fat dicks.
 

TheAwkwardTitan

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Because other teams haven't been proven to be cheaters on multiple occasions
I'm no expert on cheating in the NFL, but from what I have seen there are plenty of teams that have been caught cheating on numerous occasions. I'm going to need you to prove this claim. As for the rest of your comment I don't care about your opinion on Brady's GOAT status or any of the emotional appeals and ad hominem nonsense you seem to find so convincing.
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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I'm no expert on cheating in the NFL, but from what I have seen there are plenty of teams that have been caught cheating on numerous occasions. I'm going to need you to prove this claim. As for the rest of your comment I don't care about your opinion on Brady's GOAT status or any of the emotional appeals and ad hominem nonsense you seem to find so convincing.
You want me to prove that other teams haven't been caught cheating numerous times? Not sure how to do that. Who knows how many teams cheat and get away with it. But I know the Patriots were caught and punished for Spygate and Deflatgate.

As for what you call my nonsense about him not being the goat, I guess it is much easier for people like you to swing off his dick than to look at the stats beyond the wins and loses and be forced to consider he's not gods gift to football.
 

TheAwkwardTitan

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You want me to prove that other teams haven't been caught cheating numerous times? Not sure how to do that. Who knows how many teams cheat and get away with it. But I know the Patriots were caught and punished for Spygate and Deflatgate.

As for what you call my nonsense about him not being the goat, I guess it is much easier for people like you to swing off his dick than to look at the stats beyond the wins and loses and be forced to consider he's not gods gift to football.
I'm not sure how to do that either, especially when it's a grossly untrue little tidbit you made up on the spot. You placed this burden (of proof) on yourself, so don't act like i'm ridiculous for inquiring. It's not as if I expected an answer, because I know you don't have one.

Bronco's have had multiple PED violations, spygate, slimegate, radiogate, etc, etc. The broncos tend to get more flack for cheating as they have more offenses, but I assure you there are plenty of teams I could single out who have more than a single violation, which is the arbitrary number you came up with unless i'm mistaken?

As for what you call my nonsense about him not being the goat, I guess it is much easier for people like you to swing off his dick than to look at the stats beyond the wins and loses and be forced to consider he's not gods gift to football.
Do yourself a favor and reread my comment. I said I have no interest in the GOAT discussion, but I did criticize your tactics in getting any of your irrelevant or falsified points across.