General GOAT Thanksgiving side dish?

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sparkuri

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Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing and gravy are one entity on Thanksgiving.
On my plate corn and a side of cranberry sauce edges its way in to the one-entity scenario.

THEN there's sides like gb casserole, mac 'n cheese, roasted brussels, cinnamon 'n raisin carrots, yams, dinner rolls.....and other things that can't be assembled on "the mountain".
 

Hauler

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Also...

LOL at you idiots filling your belly up with ROLLS on Thanksgiving.

Fucking Florida. Doesn't even surprise me none.
 

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You madafuckas wanna make real Stove Top Stuffing aka Dressing, I mean the real good shit?

I'll share a little 250 year old recipe for the best all original stuffing / dressing:

Crockpot Dressing:
13 Cups Croutons (1 bag)
2 Beaten Eggs
1 3/4 Cup Chopped Onions
1 Cup Butter
1 1/2 tbsp salt (don't have to use if you don't want)
2 cups Celery
1 1/2 tbsp Sage Thyme
2 1/2 - 3 1/2 cups Chicken Broth (I use 33% less sodium)

Melt butter - sauté onions / celery
Pour over bread crumbs
Add Seasoning / toss
Pour Chicken Broth over bread to moisten
Add beaten eggs + mix together
Pack in Crockpot - put on High 45 Mins
Then turn to Low for 4 to 8 Hours.

Enjoy
 
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JakePaulsBeard

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You madafuckas wanna make real Stove Top Stuffing aka Dressing, I mean the real good shit?

I'll share a little 100 year old recipe for the best all original stuffing / dressing:

Crockpot Dressing:
13 Cups Croutons (1 bag)
2 Beaten Eggs
1 3/4 Cup Chopped Onions
1 Cup Butter
1 1/2 tbsp salt (don't have to use if you don't want)
2 cups Celery
1 1/2 tbsp Sage Thyme
2 1/2 - 3 1/2 cups Chicken Broth (I use 33% less sodium)

Melt butter - sauté onions / celery
Pour over bread crumbs
Add Seasoning / toss
Pour Chicken Broth over bread to moisten
Add beaten eggs + mix together
Pack in Crockpot - put on High 45 Mins
Then turn to Low for 4 to 8 Hours.

Enjoy
That's everyone's recipe, bruv.

Lol@ crockpots 100 years ago.
 

Jesus X

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Is it mashed potatoes or can those even be considered a “side dish” in the sense that they are an absolute staple to any thanksgiving dinner?

I believe that green bean casserole is the GOAT of any side dish for thanksgiving. What do you think, queefs?
Those are both good choices. I eat a ton of macaroni like 3 of my cousins went to culinary school so we will have like 3 different kinds of ridiculous macs at our thanks giving gatherings. I think the gravy is the most crucial thing if the gravy sucks it lowers the taste of the potatoes and the turkey meat I will usually just smother it in the turkey.
 

Filthy

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i'm making it tomorrow this year, but I usually do a duck for thanksgiving and make an apple/cranberry/sage/sausage stuffing....just roasted in duck fat for 3 hrs.

I make it in pan, and everybody gets the stuffing that comes out of the pan. I get all the stuffing that comes out of the bird. It's my reward for cooking all day. That, and the jar of duck fat I render.
 

sparkuri

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apple/cranberry/sage/sausage stuffing....just roasted in duck fat for 3 hrs.
I make it in pan, and everybody gets the stuffing that comes out of the pan. I get all the stuffing that comes out of the bird. It's my reward for cooking all day. That, and the jar of duck fat I render.
That sounds amazing.