General Guess I’m going to just eat 8lbs of crab legs

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JerryCranberry

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Have excess crab legs in the freezer. Wife is out of town banging black guys probably. Fuck it I’m just gonna beast in some crab tonight.

also the only beverage I got is rolling rock. Probably gonna black out and make some threads tonight good luck
 

MountainMedic

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The problem with crab is that your hands get tired before you ever get full.

Thats why red lobster gave out so much greasy bread..
 

kvr28

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The problem with crab is that your hands get tired before you ever get full.

Thats why red lobster gave out so much greasy bread..
Don't you ever talk about RL cheddar bay biscuits like that again, greasy bread my ass. It is manna from the lobster gods.
 

NiteProwleR

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Me and my red/brown neck crew would terrorize the unlimited skrimps. 1 biscuit, pocket the rest. They get you with the biscuits. End of an era.
 

NiteProwleR

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You'd be surprised how much skrimp a five foot nothing meheeCAN fill his belly with. Them waitresses really earned them buck a piece tips. I wonder how many pounds 6 teen boys put down those days. All scampi, all day.
 
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kvr28

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You'd be surprised how much a five foot nothing meheeCAN fill his belly with. Them waitresses really earned them buck a piece tips. I wonder how many pounds 6 teen boys put down those days. All scampi, all day.
it's why they went bankrupt, well also the protected class that was ordering one all you can eat shrimp meal for a family of 6 then destroyed the places when the manager told them they couldn't do that.
 

Jesus X

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Have excess crab legs in the freezer. Wife is out of town banging black guys probably. Fuck it I’m just gonna beast in some crab tonight.

also the only beverage I got is rolling rock. Probably gonna black out and make some threads tonight good luck
Beer and that much crab sounds like a recipe for Gout. I love an alaskan crab tho since the covid shenanigans of L.A county in 2020 we seem to have less of it now.