college splintyMy step mom is an absolute pig, I’ve been to three Skrillex concerts, and I’ve never watched a UFC.
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Lets not get carried awaythe skrillex remix of "cinema" is sick (its the non skrillex solo thats beautiful tho)
the skrillex remix of "cinema" is sick (its the non skrillex solo thats beautiful tho)
View: https://youtu.be/Cw0nkxFhpoM
the wife part seems like BirdwatcherMy favorite hockey team sucks and my favorite baseball and basketball teams are playing hundreds of miles away. My wife hasn't had an orgasm in 10 years and my 4-year-old daughter addresses me by my first name.
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This is actually funnyMy favorite hockey team sucks and my favorite baseball and basketball teams are playing hundreds of miles away. My wife hasn't had an orgasm in 10 years and my 4-year-old daughter addresses me by my first name.
Who am I?
K @kaladin stormblessed ?I once creeped out Jim Miller by showing up 4 hours early to his BBQ wearing a pair of skin tight jeans and carrying a single warm Bud light in a grocery bag.
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a stud or a "stud"?I once showed up to Dave and busters and tried to hug a member of this community who is a stud and got pushed away as a waitress was waiting for the stud