I also avoided a Kung Fu match. Someone was hitting on my lady friend and she wasn't interested, as she likes me, normally I'd just h bomb the cunt and be done with it, but my brain told me to diffuse the situation, so I took her drink and started sipping it, and she came over and started hugging on me. Said cunt got the idea and fucked off.
First tim I'd met this chick, earlier in the night I could of have another fight (2 cunts bigger than me) I was gonna go for elbows on that one, but they were just shitfaced, and we all shook hands. She liked the positive vibes and that our pub gets along. She's only been here 3 weeks, there's a reason there are bouncers....