Listen Gunter glieben glauten globen

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  1. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Always thought this meant 1,2,3,4 but apparently it is just nonsense


    The song begins with "Gunter glieben glauten globen", a German-like nonsense phrase introduced by Mutt Lange, who is of German descent. According to the official Def Leppard FAQ , ... It's actually just German-sounding gibberish, said by producer Mutt Lange during one of the later takes of the song.

     
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    This is some conspiracy shit


    Someone call Jake shields or enock. We need answers!
     
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  5. Shit Plate

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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Only one of us is worried about going to jail. Lube is your friend.
     
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    Your friend was in Federal prison getting ass pounded. I'll be fine don't worry
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    Are you retarded?

    Also this is the first story you've told that I actually believe.
     
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    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    I guess you have to know how to count in several languages when you are ubering ppl around in your mom's Ford Maverick
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Don't assume things you know nothing about. You can't blame this stupidity on your assburgers. First off is your beef with me or him? He is a huge gym rat that could kick ass. I assure you he wasn't getting his ass pounded. You are the one who keeps claiming you are going to jail. Probably the only thing truthful you have ever posted. My friend also didn't didn't drive hookers around cleaning cum off of them. Of all people to bring up jail or prison you should be the last. I never sent him money or wrote love notes to him either. I wouldn't care if he did get his pounded ass either. I don't approve of what he did. He tried to meet up with me some time ago and I didn't. I haven't heard from him in years. He could end up being your cell mate for all I know. Tough shit to both of you.
     
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    Funny how you went from "my friend" to "some guy I don't like and don't talk to"

    Lie much?
     
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    Also "don't assume things you know nothing about" is pretty funny coming from you. Considering you act like you know my life. You know nothing. Yet you run your cocksucker mouth all day
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    He was my friend whom I haven't spoken to in about 10 years. Why is this a hard concept for you to follow?
     
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    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    I'VE HAD IT!!

    If I have to pull this motherfucken car over one of you two is going to get it!!!

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  16. Shit Plate

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    Oh if he is your friend why didn't you meet up with him? You sound like a good friend. Prolly didn't want your ass whipped by him
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    What’a good friend? Someone who buries a body with you? I don’t need those types of friends. He called me when I had a young son and we were at different stages in our life. It’s called being a responsible adult. That’s a foreign concept to a street urchin. I was busy with life and work. I didn’t feel like taking the time to meet up with him. We don’t see eye to eye on things that are important to me.

    Anything I have posted about you are things you have posted BTW. All any of us know is exactly what you tell us. Think about that.
     
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    Yes I get it. You tried to sound cool in that thread by saying you had a friend who did fed time. But when pressed on it, you don't know him or see him and don't want to. So you are a phony. I got it. You drawlin
     
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    You immediately realized that you saying you had a friend who was in Federal prison makes you look like an asshole for calling me a loser. So you had to back off him being your friend real quick. Haha dickhead.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Man are you some kind of stupid. I knew him before he went in and after. He dated my sister in HS and we were both bagboys at Publix when we were in HS. He told me a lot of stories about Jim Bakker which that thread was about. I never even told the stories. Knowing someone who went to jail or prison is not my idea of cool. The reason I moved away from him was he still had the same mindset. He would rather not use his skills honestly. That isn't someone I need to be around. Once again, why is being a responsible parent and adult such a hard concept for you?
     
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  22. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Which one makes more sense?

    English -------------------German
    one ------------------eins
    two -------------------zwei
    three ------------------ drei
    four -----------------vier

    English -------------------German
    one ------------------gunter
    two -------------------glieben
    three ------------------ glauten
    four -----------------globen


    You don't have to be a linguist to know the answer.

    You just can't be a retard.
     
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    My spanish friends in Madrid had this phrase "Stuben steigen straten backen" which they said sounded German and found hilaaarious, hmm.....

    I taught them to say "Fussball, Ficken, Alkohol!" which is much better :D
     
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  25. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    My two favorite expressions in German are "Ach du Scheiße" and "verdammte Schlampe"
     
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