Society Guy just tried to fight me at the coffee shop

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  1. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    Showing someone who was boss is exactly what you were doing. You verbalized several times throughout the thread until you were called on your role in the stupidity that ruined the day of some poor Subaru driver (my condolences @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken) . Now you're backpedaling and changing your narrative. Last night you were Johnny Toughguy: Lord of the Parking Lot. Today you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
     
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  2. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    That's an expansive question, but in the interest of the strictest accuracy I'll say no.

    Lol
     
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  4. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    Is that @Splinty@Splinty in the back seat?
     
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  5. Outlaw Shit

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    young splinty killing me
     
  6. Outlaw Shit

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    we both saw him at same time lol
     
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  7. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    no joke, I just told my wife that I felt bad for the poor lady who's day got ruined. It's a consequence of my regrettable failure to control my impulse to confront anti-social aggression.

    Perfect justice would have been if he'd rear-ended the cop or fallen on his butt...but justice is rarely perfect.
     
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  8. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    It's a good thing the Forester come with a 5 star safety rating.
     
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  9. deepsea24

    deepsea24 Active Member

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    what about tough guys who bet me n sparkuri 4k the betting exchange and welch?????
     
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  10. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    first sport utility wagon.

     
  11. Outlaw Shit

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    Well...
    At least we found the lost young splinty footage.
    Just a few more clues and we will have the mystery man all figured out.

    Mission Accomplished
     
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  12. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken TUF Season 6 Winner

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    Shit. Sorry. I kept getting messages about an impending bet but I thought it was referring to the Gastellum/Whitaker bet Sparkuri and I have. I chose "Push" but he hadn't chosen anything so I thought that's why I kept getting notices. I completely forgot we had an Askren/Lawler bet. I just settled it now.
    It must have looked fishy because it was a ref mistake that stopped the fight and you might have thought I was protesting but I honestly forgot and even thought it was bullshit the official decision is the official decision.
     
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  13. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken TUF Season 6 Winner

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    Ask the last people who questioned my integrity what happened to them. Oh that's right you can't. I had @Banchan@Banchan, @blubbajenkins, and @junewhite all BANNED!
     
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  14. deepsea24

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    It's all good man,, just messing around.. :):cheers:
     
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  15. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    actual footage of that confrontation.

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    Glad you think @HEATH VON DOOM@HEATH VON DOOM's girlfriend is cool, and didn't ban her.
     
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  16. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    Pay your bets on time, loser
     
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  17. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken TUF Season 6 Winner

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    Listen. I lost a lot of money on that fight. You WILL be paid but I can assure you it won’t be as quickly as you might like. I pay people that I can’t beat up first. You are at the bottom of my list.
     
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  18. Jesus X

    Jesus X Jesus X,loved BBW,died doing what he loved

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    coffee shops is on the list of least badass places to be involved in a fist fight.
     
  19. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    People can be pretty mean before their morning coffee. #neverdrankcoffee
     
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  20. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    you don't know the mean streets of West Linn, OR

    or Hillsboro.
     
  21. Jesus X

    Jesus X Jesus X,loved BBW,died doing what he loved

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    I heard from chael west linn is rough, public littering is a serious thing it messes with the climate.



    "I can date back to when I was 11-years-old. I'm minding my own business and I'm in a park. This guy, a stranger to me, takes a piece of gum out of his pocket. He puts it in his mouth and then he just throws the wrapper on the ground. He publicly litters. And I saw that! I had to see these things at a young age. Sure somebody came along, picked it up, and threw it in a trash can, but for the few moments where that sat on the ground and the law was violated in my neighborhood
     
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  22. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    Hillsboro is where all of the immigrants live.
     
  23. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Op is the best and op would hurt most of you veeeeeery badly
     
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  24. Shinkicker

    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    I believe him. And That guy deserved to be told off.
     
  25. Shinkicker

    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    @HEATH VON DOOM@HEATH VON DOOM , wtf?



    Lol
     
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