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sparkuri

sparkuri

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We blew the shit outta the sky, it was awesome, Birch Bay Washington.
I mean it was lights out insane.

As we were leaving some motherfucker jumped my friend, a fucking GIRL.
It was dark so I couldn't tell, I just ran over to rolling around in the rocks & screaming, then saw what it was and about killed the guy.
My mini-me daughter came over and HAMMERD his fucking face twice.
We're in the hotel with her hand in ice, ready for a wedding in the morning she has to sing at.
Wild times.
 
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vad

vad

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Jun 24, 2022
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sparkuri said:
We blew the shit outta the sky, it was awesome, Birch Bay Washington.
I mean it was lights out insane.

As we were leaving some motherfucker jumped my friend, a fucking GIRL.
It was dark so I couldn't tell, I just ran over to rolling around in the rocks & screaming, then saw what it was and about killed the guy.
My mini-me daughter came over and HAMMERD his fucking face twice.
We're in the hotel with her hand in ice, ready for a wedding in the morning she has to sing at.
Wild times.
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I actually had no idea you were black. Crazy.
 
MountainMedic

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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sparkuri said:
We blew the shit outta the sky, it was awesome, Birch Bay Washington.
I mean it was lights out insane.

As we were leaving some motherfucker jumped my friend, a fucking GIRL.
It was dark so I couldn't tell, I just ran over to rolling around in the rocks & screaming, then saw what it was and about killed the guy.
My mini-me daughter came over and HAMMERD his fucking face twice.
We're in the hotel with her hand in ice, ready for a wedding in the morning she has to sing at.
Wild times.
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Were you on a carnival cruiseship?
 
Cornhole Champ

Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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sparkuri said:
We blew the shit outta the sky, it was awesome, Birch Bay Washington.
I mean it was lights out insane.

As we were leaving some motherfucker jumped my friend, a fucking GIRL.
It was dark so I couldn't tell, I just ran over to rolling around in the rocks & screaming, then saw what it was and about killed the guy.
My mini-me daughter came over and HAMMERD his fucking face twice.
We're in the hotel with her hand in ice, ready for a wedding in the morning she has to sing at.
Wild times.
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holy shit
 
Jesus X

Jesus X

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Sep 7, 2015
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MountainMedic said:
Were you on a carnival cruiseship?
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That shit is ghetto AF now. The port here in long beach had to hire 6 big AF armed security guards. they built like a security fence which is extremely unprecedented as it used to be safe AF when only old white folks went on cruises. As a person who grew up seeing that port seeing how fortified it is now is very jarring and dystopian.
 
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