General Happy birthday Lars!

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  1. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  2. Lars

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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Holy shit turning 45 has really made you bitter
     
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  4. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    If your Bday fell on steak and a BJ day so you only get one BJ per year you would be bitter as well.
     
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  5. Lars

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    @Splinty@Splinty as a birthday present to your favourite son please handle this


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  6. Lars

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    @PND (loves cats)@PND (loves cats) is a bitch like that
     
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  7. Sex Chicken

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    "mazal tov tsu dayn geburtstog "
    to a wonderful young man who taught me to believe in myself.

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    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    This is the cringiest shit I'm gonna read this week
     
  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken TUF Season 6 Winner

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    For your birthday I got you an hour at the driving range of the Lynbrool Family Golf Centre. I have a buddy who grew up in Shelburne and he knows of an old prostitute who tends the greens there. For 20 bucks she’ll jerk your off after you finish hitting balls (It’s called a club and chub). I paid for that too.
    This summer go into the clubhouse and whisper to the guy behind the counter “I’m here for a bucket of balls and a handjob. Compliments of Sex Chicken”. They’ll know what you’re talking about.

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  10. Sex Chicken

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    Well log off then!!!
     
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  11. Lars

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    That’s where all the high school kids go to drink beers and suck at golf

    I am so there!
     
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  12. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Happy birthday dude. Do you have any goals you set yourself or just gonna get some salty titty?
     
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  13. Lars

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    I’ll be finished work soon and then I will go home to my dogs.

    I’m pretty fucking cool.
     
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    Only for today.
     
  15. Lars

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    I will fucking kill u Kathryn
     
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  16. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    That bitch bugging you too? I have her on ignore and she's still making me want to punch strangers in the face
     
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  17. Lars

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    It’s nothing, we are in a small dispute about my dogs but I am training them to kill her.
     
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  18. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Gonna have to plug thier noses if you want them to eat her feet. She doesn't wear socks
     
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    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    What dogs you have?
     
  21. Lars

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    These three idiots
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    Do you like my blue walls? House came like this and it’s grown on me
     
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    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Dude...the walls are fine. All them dogs are looking at me tho..
     
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  23. Lars

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    They’ll fuck you up, Bruv.
     
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    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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  25. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    I love fighting with dogs. Domestic ones in a playful manner. Not feral Thai ones trying to rip your balls off
     
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