Are you sure he doesn't have you on ignore? Anyways happy birthday @Mix6APlix hope you get a big tip bussing them tables.
https://themmacommunity.com/members/....and how do you know it's my birthday?
I used my real birthday? I usually use 4/20.https://themmacommunity.com/members/
^^Birthdays are listed.
Thanks. The jury didnt have time to finish a cup of coffee before acquitting me of all charges. Not bad for some dumbass who chose to defend himself against an actual lawyer, even against the judges recommendation of having a lawyer appointed to me. That felt good. I'm all to comfortable in court room settings via experience.Happy bday.
Good luck beating that criminal mischief charge.
She did not. This time with proper footwear she blew me away. In my defense though this was after several vodka 7s, +/- 8 beers, and several shots of Jameson and Rumplemintz (not mixed together).Maybe tonight she will let you win the foot race.
I didnt get it. Probably wouldn't be my best performance had I. And shes a blanket hog. Usually I'm the one to makes myself a blanket burrito. Instead at 4 am I'm throwing on a flannel. First world problems are real.Awww. Thanks guys and ladies. There is only one hole in one I want tonight though....
Exactly what I expected. NothingWhat did your neighbor get you Mix?
Look on your porch. They probably let their dogs shit on it.Exactly what I expected. Nothing
They are assholes. They dont have dogs. Nor should they ever be allowed to.Look on your porch. They probably let their dogs shit on it.