Lifestyle Happy National Beer Day!!
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Gosh darn it it's cocktail and wine night tonight. I shall have to delay till tomorrow brunch.
- Jan 15, 2015
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He drinks 40's
I haven't drank a 40 since I was 18. Svedka and Sprite Zeros is my drink of choice, along with the occasional Coors Light ot Lagunitas Lil Sumpin from time to time.
And also Xingu, when I can find it.
First. the 40s were bought at drive thru liquor stores in Massilion Ohio.
@Alco Hauler can testify that these actually exist.
Next, the first day I met up with my friend who had moved there, I hooked up with a cute, albeit a little chubby, but still cute, chick. We got really close, really quick. Then as we were at a gathering in a neutral faction's home, we ended up in a compromising position in - hate to say it, but a young child's bedroom. I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. But she did. And he walked in on us.
As the boyfriend was a friend of my friend who I was visiting, it made for an awkward week. But after we all partook in home invasion and burglary, everything was good.
@Alco Hauler can testify that these actually exist.Next, the first day I met up with my friend who had moved there, I hooked up with a cute, albeit a little chubby, but still cute, chick. We got really close, really quick. Then as we were at a gathering in a neutral faction's home, we ended up in a compromising position in - hate to say it, but a young child's bedroom. I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. But she did. And he walked in on us.
As the boyfriend was a friend of my friend who I was visiting, it made for an awkward week. But after we all partook in home invasion and burglary, everything was good.
You were drinking 40's and you hooked up with a girl. No need to elaborate on her heft, it is assumed globally that she is rotund.First. the 40s were bought at drive thru liquor stores in Massilion Ohio.
Next, the first day I met up with my friend who had moved there, I hooked up with a cute, albeit a little chubby, but still cute, chick. We got really close, really quick. Then as we were at a gathering in a neutral faction's home, we ended up in a compromising position in - hate to say it, but a young child's bedroom. I HAD NO IDEA SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. But she did. And he walked in on us.
As the boyfriend was a friend of my friend who I was visiting, it made for an awkward week. But after we all partook in home invasion and burglary, everything was good.
