General Hardest animal?

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  1. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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    I'm talking about geckos.
    You have a new nickname. It's manhandsm
     
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    gangsterkathryn C U Next Tuesday.

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    Definitely don’t have man hands.

    Gothic Talons, yes. (Ask @Throbby Fart@Throbby Fart )
    Man hands, nope!
     
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  3. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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    I wouldn't let you jack me off if you pàid. You merkans are out of sync
     
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  4. gangsterkathryn

    gangsterkathryn C U Next Tuesday.

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    I am not out of sync. I am in tune to the ways of handjobs and blow jobs.
     
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  5. Throbby Fart

    Throbby Fart Currently Milf Hunting
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    Man talons
     
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  6. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary

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    My god the shitposting itt
     
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  7. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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    If wank ass @BirdWatcher@BirdWatcher didn't have your bitch ass on a premium.
     
  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary

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    Uh huh
     
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  9. Galt

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    You are an uber driver.
     
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  10. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Honey badger.

    It doesn't give any f*cks.
     
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    Goddammit nobody read my glorious Op
     
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