General Have a beer with your dog!

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  1. RussfromNH

    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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  2. Outlaw Shit

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    we got a bassett hound drunk out of a frisbee once
    It took a nap and started farting

    anyone else got drunk dog stories?
     
  3. RussfromNH

    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    ...and i'm guessing you puff puff pass to the pooch as well??
     
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    I only have cats(2)
    they get some second hand...but nobody in their right mind gets a Cat high...Cats are already running on some natural LSD DMT trip it appears to me
     
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  5. RussfromNH

    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    am not a cat guy at all, cats are fcked in the head. It could be related to LSD, I myself think they came from another planet
     
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    My Boston Terrier won't drink Corona on Cinco De Mayo. I apologized by driving him down the entire Las Vegas Strip. No dog believes him when he talks about the things he's seen!
     
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  8. Lars

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    The dog I adopted in November was definitely fed all sorts of alcohol by his old owners. Any time I crack a beer or open a bottle he comes running. I don’t let him partake though. Am I a bad owner?
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    Good owner, bad person
     
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    Eff u, bruv!
     
  11. Jesus X

    Jesus X Jesus X,loved BBW,died doing what he loved

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    this reminds me of a story from my A.A meetings where the person told us about butt chugging because they couldn't get euphoria anymore from the booze.drinking beer with your dog sounds like a story I would hear in A.A.
     
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  12. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    The booze tastes like shit.
     
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    Papi Chingon Posting Machine

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    Trade it in for a chihuahua. Just kidding, fuck chihuahuas.
     
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    Papi Chingon Posting Machine

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    Yes, aND he tried to hump everyone. Take it from me, just let him finish. No need to try to be the hero in situations like this.
     
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    Not exactly, since he was the only dog.
     
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