General have you done something total illogical for pussy ?
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Oh man I have done so much illogical shit, and most of the time I didn't get the pussy in the end
@Ryann Von Doom would have you believe he never would, but isolation and Seattle women can do strange things to a man."Joe Biden? He's...idk, I really hate politics haha, let's change the subject "
Every man who has ever been married has done illogical shit for the booty.
and it’s not worth it.
and it’s not worth it.
I did everything by the book and never did anything weird
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Member when youbought a round of drinks for that table full of MILFs and they didn't even notice you?
That’s because that waitress marked her territory
You do illogical shit because you're a pussy, not because you wanted to get pussy, pussy.
A Tampa Milf asked me to befriend her dim witted step-son. Turned out the step-son was nothing but a vile internet troll and the Milf had swamp pussy.
How many salmons did you catch?
0 Salmons.
I fished all day with a crusty old veteran and he caught nothing either. The day before he caught 4 including a 35 pounder. There were huge salmon jumping everywhere they just weren’t biting. Water temp was 4 degrees higher than the day before. I’m going back after the nights get colder.
I donno about up there, but catching fish in September in Texas is not easy.
It’s prime time for salmon right now, but because of a hotter and drier than usual the water temp is high, and apparent the salmon don’t feed as well in warm water. They were literally leaping out of the water all around me, just not biting.
in desperate times a girl bought me a bus ticket to bang her in oregon. from san diego.
i had nothing going on so i went
wasnt worth it overall, but it was ok
but now i have a story for this kind of thread
i had nothing going on so i went
wasnt worth it overall, but it was ok
but now i have a story for this kind of thread
lol what? Tons of hot as fuck women up there.
"Joe Biden? He's...idk, I really hate politics haha, let's change the subject "
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The salmon run is beginning, come to my river and you can catch them with your hands
Let’s do mushrooms, go out there naked and catch them in our mouths. Get savage.
I'm in, I can sneak across the boarder in my jet boat.
I have a jet boat if you didn't know.
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This is why we can’t hangout, I don’t want to relapse!!! My girlfriend would kill me slowly. You are such a bad infleunce.