General HELP - have athlete's foot on my titties :( :( :(

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Homeslice

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I'm about 99% sure its athlete's foot - I had it not too long ago. Puss filled red whelps all over that are itchy as hell. It started under my pecs (for you guys with big strong hanging pecs like me - you will know what I am talking about - its the moist place where you pecs hang down over the lower portion of your chest, tends to be nice and wet (moist) in there), but is starting to go all the way down onto my stomach.

When I had it on my feet, I just applied some cream that I got from Dollar Tree (active ingredient starts with an "m", can't remember it off hand) and it made it go away QUICK. But that doesn't seem to be working on my chest athlete's foot at all - applied it for a couple days now and it is still itchy as hell and spreading. :(

How best to make it go away asap!?!??!
 

NotBanjaxo

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I did a web search for "athlete's tits", and all I got was pages of porn sites.

I'm beginning to think that you may have some weird STD from rubbing yourself against random crack whores.
 

Hauler

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John Madden always said to use "Tough-actin'...Tin-actin"

But that was for feet.

Maybe look for Tit-actin?

Maybe start wearing a bra?
I don't know bruh.
 

Homeslice

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Guys, there is a war going on, and I'm losing. I've tried everything in this picture. 3 over the counter creams/sprays that are supposed to specifically combat the fungus, hydrogen peroxide, corn starch (baby power), and also apple cider vinegar. But this stuff is NASTY, and its spreading even more. Its now getting close to my neck, above the collar line on my shirt, so now people can see the nasty shit. And, I mean, its NASTY. Pic of (most) of the stuff I tried:

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So, I remembered buying some agricultural grade anti-fungal shit for my garden awhile back to combat a range of shit. I had actually more different kinds than I remember. Pic:

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Any reason I shouldn't try that stuff directly on my chest (mixed with water, if that is what the instructions call for)? I'm getting desperate here...
 

Homeslice

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Thanks Rambo. Yea, I got the generic Lotrimin, I don't think its all that good. Before I spend a bunch of coin on the ultra stuff, I'm going to try things my way. I mixed up some of that copper agricultural fungus killer:

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I just pour some on a paper towel, then wipe it on my chest. I'm pretty sure that stuff was not specifically designed for athlete's foot on ones chest, but copper is deadly to TONS of funguses. I've only applied it twice, but WOW, it seems to be working great. Those "open" sores seem to be closing up. And I think the red whelps are getting smaller, but that could just be wishful thinking, But I think that shit is WORKING. Will know soon. My theory was they basically just charge you an arm and a leg for personal stuff you need, when you can just use the cheap farm stuff and it will work as good or better, for pennies on the dollar. Based on the results so far I think my theory will be proven dead on...
 

Rambo John J

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Thanks Rambo. Yea, I got the generic Lotrimin, I don't think its all that good. Before I spend a bunch of coin on the ultra stuff, I'm going to try things my way. I mixed up some of that copper agricultural fungus killer:

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I just pour some on a paper towel, then wipe it on my chest. I'm pretty sure that stuff was not specifically designed for athlete's foot on ones chest, but copper is deadly to TONS of funguses. I've only applied it twice, but WOW, it seems to be working great. Those "open" sores seem to be closing up. And I think the red whelps are getting smaller, but that could just be wishful thinking, But I think that shit is WORKING. Will know soon. My theory was they basically just charge you an arm and a leg for personal stuff you need, when you can just use the cheap farm stuff and it will work as good or better, for pennies on the dollar. Based on the results so far I think my theory will be proven dead on...
I burned my balls with tea tree oil once
didn't dilute it enough apparently

works but balls were flaking layers of skin for 3 days

We have all been there bud
 

Homeslice

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THanks Ranbo. Tea tree oil is on my list of cheap things to try. If the copper doesn't work (but I think it will), I've got neem oil, which is a potent anti-bacterial and anti-fungal agent, as is tea tree oil. So if both the copper and neem plant medicines don't work I'll give it a try. Duly noted that I should dilute it LOL. Thanks!!!