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BJTT_Kiwi

BJTT_Kiwi

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With wife out of action, I’m super busy and 100% tired.
she’s had a bunch of family photos turn up that she wants up on a wall.
I don’t have the time or brain space to work out the following (pics).
can anyone please flick me the drill (hang) points for the following? I would be incredibly appreciative.

cant drill into the fuse box obviously, and ideally want it covered.
Cheers heaps



and it’s my daughters 2nd
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sparkuri

sparkuri

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It would've taken me longer to find paper to draw on.




 
FINGERS

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BJTT_Kiwi said:
If I had the energy left, I would.
Give me a day (until after 2nd birthday party today) and I will.
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I’ve accepted my life means nothing anymore. Best I have done is paint 2 gates. On my rare days off. I needed to do this. The people that put them in gave me bad timber. It had to be done so at least so they would last 5 years.

im firefighting every single day. You think it ends at the 2nd birthday? Lol! I literally laugh out loud to you.

God laughs at my projects. My plans.

but you know what. I have this weekend . 2 days off! I cannot wait. to spend it with my wife and perfect children makes my 80 hour week worth it.

till they piss me off. Then it’s a paddling.
 
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JakePaulsBeard said:
You matter to me.
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Tomorrow. I wake up. My little boy is obsessed with magic. I have been working at grays inn road. Turns out, there is arguably one of the top 10 magic shops in the world based there.

I bought a 15 quid trick.

it will blow his tiny mind

I have to say I’ve never been happier in my life,
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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Fingers ( Admin ) said:
Tomorrow. I wake up. My little boy is obsessed with magic. I have been working at grays inn road. Turns out, there is arguably one of the top 10 magic shops in the world based there.

I bought a 15 quid trick.

it will blow his tiny mind

I have to say I’ve never been happier in my life,
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No shit.

One of my best friends is a magician. He was on "Fool us" with Penn and Teller last year.
 
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JakePaulsBeard said:
No shit.

One of my best friends is a magician. He was on "Fool us" with Penn and Teller last year.
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No!

you have to give me the link!

I fucking love magic. Meim gott. i need to see this. As someone who is a rank amateur, when I see the skill it blows me away.

penn and teller are amazing
 
sparkuri

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First thing you're gonna need is a thermometer.
2nd a barometer.
Next, a pressure gauge.
Then a humidifier.
Get yourself 2 quadrants of bubble wrap and install 14 hectares under the house crawlspace with 5 kilos of desicant for every 128 btu's per sq. meter of dedicated living space(not closets).

Next you're gonna need a hand level with oil with 2.5x magnification, a leveling rod, preferably fiberglass with minimum 4 meter extension, and a wet-dry surveyers handbook with graph composition.

Next, we need to get you a good brass plumb bob with z-fly crossover switch for fast-track whiparound manipulation for elevation deviation substation amelioration.

Next, put a nail in the wall, and hang a picture.

Now rent a jackhammer, a caterpillar, a whacker, an earth mover, and call the lumber yard and deliver a truss package and 6000 board feet of 6x6 heavy timber.

Next, put a nail in the wall & hang another picture.

Now, I need you to run to the town's civil engineer; ask him to trade 400 feet of 6" black schedule 40 HDPE for a case of gummy bears.

Next, grab a Foster's.
#profit
 
ShatsBassoon

ShatsBassoon

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I actually just finished hanging all of our pictures and art, less than half hour ago.
Before you begin, go buy yourself
These
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Or these
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See what you drew on paper? Do the exact same thing, but on the wall and with masking tape.
 
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Had a guy open a pineapple that contained my wife’s engagement ring.

omg that was ridiculous.

in front of us!
 
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