Helped Co worker move today

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

So chick I work with moved across town and I figured I would help out. Never got the hipster vibe from her but holy shit I was surrounded by um when I met her friends. I got a case of bud on the way over for the move and when I show up offer anyone who wants one to grab one...

And get told "we only drink craft beer"

In the name of Ricky bobby if you don't drink free beer fuck you

 

[SongExotic2]

This is why got created concealed carry permits. This thread should be about us coming up with an alibi for you after you shot a bunch of beer refusing hipsters

 

[Chief]

Did they have slack jaws?

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

 

[La Paix]

Some questions

Was the reply made from one person speaking on behalf of the rest or did they all sort of answer the same?

Was the beer you offered cold?

Was there a hidabed that needed moving?

How many guys/girls?

Anyone wearing thick frame glasses?

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

Some questions

Was the reply made from one person speaking on behalf of the rest or did they all sort of answer the same?

Was the beer you offered cold?

Was there a hidabed that needed moving?

How many guys/girls?

Anyone wearing thick frame glasses?

Fresh from the gas station down the street nice n cold.

Even ratio

2 thick framed glasses were present

One guy drank beer with me while the rest sipped on a Starbucks knock off a couple blocks away. Which they made multiple runs to throughout the day

 

[La Paix]

Fresh from the gas station down the street nice n cold.

Even ratio

2 thick framed glasses were present

One guy drank beer with me while the rest sipped on a Starbucks knock off a couple blocks away. Which they made multiple runs to throughout the day

Time of day?

I must say you most certainly did the right thing in bringing beers to a move, my questions are simply to gauge the level of hip-douchery that took place.

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

I showed up around 2pm and regretted my decision immediately. They had been moving since about 8am and in that time frame managed to move one uhaul full of clothes n old movie posters

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

Did they have slack jaws?

Not sure what slack jaws are but I can confirm we listened to the same Portugal the man album on repeat all day long

 

[FeeO]

I showed up around 2pm and regretted my decision immediately. They had been moving since about 8am and in that time frame managed to move one uhaul full of clothes n old movie posters

But were you drinking Budweiser ironically? Like as a kind of commentary on a commentary? Because then I think it passes the hipster code.

Rude assholes, seriously. Helping people move and bringing cold beer are boss moves.

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

But were you drinking Budweiser ironically? Like as a kind of commentary on a commentary? Because then I think it passes the hipster code.

Rude assholes, seriously. Helping people move and bringing cold beer are boss moves.

I just picked up buds on the way cuz I didn't wanna spend all day moving sober.

What's crazy is if you met the chick I worked with the last thing you would of thought was she hung out with a bunch of hipsters.

When moving I don't need you to explain the difference between espresso n black coffee or the great deals you got on the outfit you're wearing at the good will store......I need u to grab the other side of the fuckin couch!!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Soooo, when do you get the blow job?

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

Soooo, when do you get the blow job?

When I get a flannel shirt some tight jeans and talk about how sold out the world we live in is

 

[ThatOneDude]

When I get a flannel shirt some tight jeans and talk about how sold out the world we live in is

That sucks

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

That sucks

After today I wouldn't be surprised if she took breaks midway to explain to me how sexist blow jobs are.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Soooo, when do you get the blow job?

I figured that's where this story was going. Why else would you help an opposite sex co-worker move?

 

[Wild]

I would have drank the entire case. Bud Light FTW!

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Did they have slack jaws?

It's probably also safe to assume none of them were sexual Tyranosaurs.

 

[Let Me Andy Wang Bro]

It's probably also safe to assume none of them were sexual Tyranosaurs.

Confirmed not a single one could scratch it's back cuz their clothes were to tight

 

[Chief]

Not sure what slack jaws are

Kinda like the jaws have an extra set of hinges.

Not unlike a cunt mouth.

 

[jason73]

what kind of world is it when you have to bring your own beer to help someone move? i dont even drink but if i go to your house to help you move some heavy shit you better at least offer me a beer and feed me.i will bring the weed but if there is any cocaine involved im not pitching till the second gram