Sports Hitler has a message for the children

Welcome to our Community
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to Sign Up today.
Sign up

MountainMedic

Rock Kicker
Sep 28, 2017
2,491
5,150
The reason he likes fast food is because it's pretty random and therefore harder to poison him. He can send staff out for a #6 and it's just like the other 500,000 #6 orders that day.
 

NiteProwleR

Free Hole Lay Row
Nov 17, 2023
2,682
4,150
Every juan likes fast food. Our boy, Smiff has access to 5 star dining in his freezer but he still orders Wendy's while the food is still hot.

I can make a burger in less time it takes to order it but I still hopped in the car and went to Jack in the crack for an ultimate cheeseburger combo. You're right, completely random. They got the order slightly wrong like everyone else's. I devoured it. The fries were inedible and they ran out of curlies. I only need 3, anyway. I feel, presidential.