“Can I eat the football?... No?...Well I’m not paying three bucks for 6 cupcakes, if I can’t eat that football.”Is the football edible?
“Can I eat the football?... No?...Well I’m not paying three bucks for 6 cupcakes, if I can’t eat that football.”Is the football edible?
leave the kids out of this.She's more into reptiles and vulture eggs
You bought both of those cups todayI’m a member of the Starbucks reward program. Once your membership is accepted you are eligible for free refills on coffees. The stipulation is that you cannot leave the store. So you know what I do guys?
I go to the Starbucks in town attached to the Indigo bookstore. I get my coffee, then I wander into the bookstore, go out the bookstore exit, strut over to my Subaru and empty my venti ice coffee into yesterday’s cup. Then I go back into the bookstore with my now empty cup, walk back into the Starbucks and get my free refill. 5 minutes later I’m cruising down the road laughing my tiny balls off because I’ve scored another 2 for 1 ice coffee.
Beating the system over and over and loving every minute of it.
Look at this...
It’s an incredible life.
You shut your sassy little mouth.You bought both of those cups today
Sounded like he wanted to "Jerk" something.The other day my plan got messed up. There was a gay dude behind the counter and when I went to pay he said “Don’t worry about it.”. Then I would have felt like a jerk asking for a refill on a free drink.
I swear to god this is true.
The inside of your car looks Ike a dumpster. You're disgusting.I’m a member of the Starbucks reward program. Once your membership is accepted you are eligible for free refills on coffees. The stipulation is that you cannot leave the store. So you know what I do guys?
I go to the Starbucks in town attached to the Indigo bookstore. I get my coffee, then I wander into the bookstore, go out the bookstore exit, strut over to my Subaru and empty my venti ice coffee into yesterday’s cup. Then I go back into the bookstore with my now empty cup, walk back into the Starbucks and get my free refill. 5 minutes later I’m cruising down the road laughing my tiny balls off because I’ve scored another 2 for 1 ice coffee.
Beating the system over and over and loving every minute of it.
Look at this...
It’s an incredible life.
Stop sending these.The inside of your car looks Ike a dumpster. You're disgusting.
I find it very strange that you say ‘she is a Japanese’ rather than ‘she’s Japanese’. It is more than likely an idiolect issue and I’m not implying that you meant any disrespect to your wife when referring to her. I would be just as surprised to hear someone say ‘she is a black’ or ‘she is a Portuguese’.my GF makes fantastic cupcakes. The problem is that she is a Japanese so her culinary advantage includes a significant portion of misery making!
One would think you are actually losing here.I’m a member of the Starbucks reward program. Once your membership is accepted you are eligible for free refills on coffees. The stipulation is that you cannot leave the store. So you know what I do guys?
I go to the Starbucks in town attached to the Indigo bookstore. I get my coffee, then I wander into the bookstore, go out the bookstore exit, strut over to my Subaru and empty my venti ice coffee into yesterday’s cup. Then I go back into the bookstore with my now empty cup, walk back into the Starbucks and get my free refill. 5 minutes later I’m cruising down the road laughing my tiny balls off because I’ve scored another 2 for 1 ice coffee.
Beating the system over and over and loving every minute of it.
Look at this...
It’s an incredible life.
I have not been to starbucks in like 8 years...I cannot support them...McDonalds sugar dealers of Coffee and I just drink black so I make it at home.I’m a member of the Starbucks reward program. Once your membership is accepted you are eligible for free refills on coffees. The stipulation is that you cannot leave the store. So you know what I do guys?
I go to the Starbucks in town attached to the Indigo bookstore. I get my coffee, then I wander into the bookstore, go out the bookstore exit, strut over to my Subaru and empty my venti ice coffee into yesterday’s cup. Then I go back into the bookstore with my now empty cup, walk back into the Starbucks and get my free refill. 5 minutes later I’m cruising down the road laughing my tiny balls off because I’ve scored another 2 for 1 ice coffee.
Beating the system over and over and loving every minute of it.
Look at this...
It’s an incredible life.
You have not met many Gentlemen of Regular Habit have you Big Man?I find it very strange that you say ‘she is a Japanese’ rather than ‘she’s Japanese’. It is more than likely an idiolect issue and I’m not implying that you meant any disrespect to your wife when referring to her. I would be just as surprised to hear someone say ‘she is a black’ or ‘she is a Portuguese’.
Well Mr. JerkThe other day my plan got messed up. There was a gay dude behind the counter and when I went to pay he said “Don’t worry about it.”. Then I would have felt like a jerk asking for a refill on a free drink.
I swear to god this is true.
What the fuck is gentleman of regular habit? Also, why do you feel the need capitalize the phrase?You have not met many Gentlemen of Regular Habit have you Big Man?
Cause that is who you are talking to
LOLWhat the fuck is gentleman of regular habit? Also, why do you feel the need capitalize the phrase?
are you trying to WhiteKnight this woman? Well she causes me terrible miseries and sufferings! She gives to me a daily does of disrespect with her feminine machinations!I find it very strange that you say ‘she is a Japanese’ rather than ‘she’s Japanese’. It is more than likely an idiolect issue and I’m not implying that you meant any disrespect to your wife when referring to her. I would be just as surprised to hear someone say ‘she is a black’ or ‘she is a Portuguese’.
#metoo. @BirdWatcher disrespected me with a blowjob offer yesterday.Stop sending these.
Stop sending these.
I’m a gentleman of regular habitat.LOL
I have no idea bro
@karasu always says that...even called me one in my Mckenzie Dern at the beach thread because I like Full figured women
Shit just makes me laugh, but as you know I am easily entertained
#metoo. @BirdWatcher disrespected me with a blowjob offer yesterday.
Dude, I’m married to a Filipino chick.are you trying to WhiteKnight this woman? Well she causes me terrible miseries and sufferings! She gives to me a daily does of disrespect with her feminine machinations!
but the Demoness you know.........and she is quite capable in the kitchen and if I provide a reasonable regularity of sexual obligation then it will satisfy her requirements and keep my belly in good spirits