How da fuq does this "Schmo" get press credentials?

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  1. MovinOn

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    Never heard of him before today. Apparently Dana hadn't either...




    But it seems he's been around for a while. There's vids of him on YouTube doing his thing with MMA fighters. In this one he becomes the Schmo on EPO:

     
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    shit is funny
     
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    The Schmo was the only guy there asking good questions. He brings energy to those snorefest pressers.
     
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    lol I can see you are a longtime fan of mr schmo
     
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    Colby Covington slightly disguised.
     
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    What the fuck
     
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    Never seen this guy before today lol. He is kind of smart standing out with the weirdness. Dana's reaction was hilarious "What the f*ck?!" LOL
     
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    People are quick to make fun , but he asked a valid question.
     
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    that's impossible..Schmo didn't snitch on Dfw for cursing at him.
     
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    Can we trade the women’s 145 division for a men’s 165 division? Even swap Dana?
     
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    lueVelvet WHERT DA FERCK?

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    A very valid question and asked it in an intelligent manner as well. No “uuhh, umm, you know what about...”

    I thought he was the best part of that whole presser aside from Rose. Love me some Rose.
     
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    Tis true
     
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    Valid question and it pissed Dana off, so I’m all for it.
     
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    You cocksucker's wanna get tmmac on the map, get me a press pass and a flight to Vegas. I'll tell that cocksucker what's up
     
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    See above
     
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    Playing darts at dive bars debating what Steven Seagal movie is the best isn't partying like a rockstar.
     
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    I got tree fiddy on that
     
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    What the fuck you just say? That cocksucker ducked van damme. The true goat of martial arts
     
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    And they don't have dive bars here. They have pubs you are more likely to be killed in
     
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    That's how drunk I was when that cocksucker attacked me last week. Apparently I called mongy kath prior and she said I was hammered. I have no idea how I kept my wallet and phone. I must've done some Shaolin level stuff and then flashy thing my brain

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    It was @yuki4@yuki4 and he probably raped you.
     
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