How da fuq does this "Schmo" get press credentials?

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  1. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Schmomo
     
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  2. Shang TsOng2

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    Nah it was a black guy and he didn't talk like Darth vader
     
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  3. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    Maybe it was Ashley Cole. He plays for Derby now.
     
  4. Shang TsOng2

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    I'm in derby. Hate the cunt. Perhaps the most hated player in football history
     
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  6. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    Because I’m a cocksucking sonofabitching asshole.
     
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    I was more annoyed that Dana didn't answer his question
     
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  9. Carbazel

    Carbazel Freelance MMA Analyst

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    He actually did, but the guy's gimmick is what stood out to folks the most. Later, White gave him an exclusive:
    Dana White Gave an Exclusive Interview to The Schmo
     
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  10. lueVelvet

    lueVelvet WHERT DA FERCK?

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    So what's the Schmo's deal? He made enough of impression the now I'm curious...does he work alone or is he affiliated with a specific outfit that pays him for the schtick?
     
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  11. SCADA

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    That's Dana's sister's kid.

    Plus...If Ariel can get a pass, anyone can get a pass.
     
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  12. jimmy boogaloo

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    wait. followed by the customary, wat.

    are you saying that - beyond doubt - the schmo is Dana's nephew?
     
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  14. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    Where’s the proof?
     
  15. SCADA

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    Where's your fukin warrant, buddy?
     
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  16. PND (loves cheeseburgers)

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    Good post
     
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    goddammit, all very amusing, but make with the goods!
     
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  19. sparkuri

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    Sounded like a good question to me
     
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  20. yuki4

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    Okay then.
     
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  22. Outlaw Shit

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    they told Dana schmo gets ratings and set this up

    ALI is government snitch so he is protected and Dana knows it

    EPO testing will be "fixed"

    Schmo is alright in my book...at least he trains
     
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    I know they check for following and he's over 5k.
     
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