How da fuq does this "Schmo" get press credentials?

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  1. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Schmomo
     
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  2. Welcherknokke69

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    Nah it was a black guy and he didn't talk like Darth vader
     
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  3. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    Maybe it was Ashley Cole. He plays for Derby now.
     
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    I'm in derby. Hate the cunt. Perhaps the most hated player in football history
     
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  6. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    Because I’m a cocksucking sonofabitching asshole.
     
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  7. Atto

    Atto Jon Snow is a pussy

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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  8. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    I was more annoyed that Dana didn't answer his question
     
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  9. Carbazel

    Carbazel Freelance MMA Analyst

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    He actually did, but the guy's gimmick is what stood out to folks the most. Later, White gave him an exclusive:
    Dana White Gave an Exclusive Interview to The Schmo
     
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  10. lueVelvet

    lueVelvet WHERT DA FERCK?

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    So what's the Schmo's deal? He made enough of impression the now I'm curious...does he work alone or is he affiliated with a specific outfit that pays him for the schtick?
     
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  11. SCADA

    SCADA Well-Known Member

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    That's Dana's sister's kid.

    Plus...If Ariel can get a pass, anyone can get a pass.
     
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  12. jimmy boogaloo

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    wait. followed by the customary, wat.

    are you saying that - beyond doubt - the schmo is Dana's nephew?
     
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  14. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    Where’s the proof?
     
  15. SCADA

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    Where's your fukin warrant, buddy?
     
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  16. The Pink Panther

    The Pink Panther I like sausages

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    Good post
     
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    goddammit, all very amusing, but make with the goods!
     
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  19. sparkuri

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    Sounded like a good question to me
     
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  20. yuki2054

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    Okay then.
     
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    they told Dana schmo gets ratings and set this up

    ALI is government snitch so he is protected and Dana knows it

    EPO testing will be "fixed"

    Schmo is alright in my book...at least he trains
     
  23. Carbazel

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    I know they check for following and he's over 5k.
     
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  24. Mace

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    If his shtick was original it could be humorous and something different, but it's not. He's ripping his entire character off from Nardwuar. Anyone that has seen even just a few Nardwuar interviews sees it right away. Have to be quick so you'll have to youtube Nardwuar yourself. Fuck Schmos biting ass.
     
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  25. Judobill

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    He asks relevant questions.
     
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