Lifestyle How have you reduced racism?

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  1. Song9

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    What strides have you taken, if any , to unite the world as one race, the human race!

    Me

    First hooker I got was black.

    I learned Chinese tae kwondo from a white guy for a couple of lessons.

    I was the only white person at a 150+ bbq full of Mexicans. Chunk had an asthma attack too to draw us some extra attention.

    I gave some hotel staff in Bulgaria all my left over currency on my last night when I was hammered. I was furious the next day, my dumbass couldn't do math when drunk and I forced them to accept about 500 bucks
     
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    I voted for God Emperor Trump.
     
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    Goddammit I was gonna say Rachel dolezal
     
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  5. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    I told a random black lady that i loved her yesterday.
     
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    Why?

    Did she have a knife or did you really love her?
     
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    I once told my French teacher

    "Good I will never visit that shithole of a country anyway"

    When she threatened to fail me for lack of interest during her classes.
     
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  11. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve slept with for following women:

    Black American, Italian, Czech, Hungarian, English, polish, Irish, French, Moroccan
     
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    All at once?...
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  13. Song9

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    Yeh but you ain't got that Eskimo, rookie
     
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  14. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    No Germans yet either
     
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    Oh yeah I was banging an Eskimo Canadian chick for a while.

    Dumped her via Facebook while I was in afghAfghani. She was bang tidy too.
     
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    I can't get past thier gas.
     
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    I missed the part about the hooker the first time around.
     
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    I fucked an emo, half black guy... does that count?
     
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    Silent shitler was conceived in Berlin gay bar.

    You should hunt down some products to moisten her up and slip one in her. Just make her wear a Spiderman mask or something
     
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  20. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Tae Kwon Do is Korean and you're Mexican. So you went to a Mexican bbq with your people.

    Congrats on whatever else you wrote.
     
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  21. This Pothead

    This Pothead I walk on water but stagger on beer.

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    Hired Mexicans to build a wall.
     
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    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Oh yeah, a Spanish chick also
     
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    Ninja edit 11 posts later
     
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  24. jason73

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    reduced ? i am planning on increasing mine
     
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  25. Song9

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    That's not very PC m8
     
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