When I was 21 I was kicked out of a San Diego Gulls (minor league hockey team) game and banned from the San Diego Sports Arena (now called the Pechenga Arena) for a drinking offense. I snuck in beers and was being belligerent with my taunts of the opposing team. I apparently got noticed and then they sent security up the stairs to get me. I was in nose bleeds and had a bunch of empty beer bottles at my feet. They got up to me, saw all the beer bottles, then told me to stand up because they were kicking me out. I kicked all the beer bottles and as they rolled, they began to break with each tier of seating row they fell down. Some made it 5 or 6 rows down before breaking, other broke almost immediately. It was hilarious. Probably 10 beer bottles. They grabbed me and a friend and took me down onto ground floor, and led us through one of the tunnels that players use to get onto the ice. The entire time I'm having a blast, trying to high five fans at the entrance of the tunnel, talking shit about how I'm getting the VIP treatment, asking if they can get a valet to get my car etc... They take me into an office and photograph me, then tell me I'm never allowed back in the arena. They said they would circulate my photo to all security and if I'm ever seen on the premises again I would be arrested for trespass. They then led me out and let me go.