Lifestyle How often do you change your bed sheets?

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  1. MovinOn

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    For the wife and I, every second week in the summer when it's warmer. Sometimes might be closer to three weeks in the winter.

    The average, according to the article linked below, is 24 days. However, some single men reported going 45 days before putting a clean set of sheets on the bed. That's pretty nasty. Prolly not a lot of shagging going on in that smelly bed.

    Too many singles are guilty of this disgusting bedtime habit

     
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    Not nearly enough. And I'm married.
     
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    more often than i use conditioner in my hair, but ive done that less than 10 times in my life, so i guess that doesnt say much :-/
     
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    It's like sleeping on smelly cornflakes
     
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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    At least that's when I think Jeeves does it
     
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    Used to be once a fortnight, since my air con is too loud to use in the bedroom since moving to CA, once a week. Apart from a duvet cover I keep for certain special occasions.
     
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    Kaladin Stormblessed "Am a what, son" is code for...

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    i gave this a "funny" thinking you were joking. but i bet you're serious....



    im such a slob lol
     
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    Kaladin Stormblessed "Am a what, son" is code for...

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    lol a fortnight? what is this, game of thrones!?!?!
     
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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    When you pass out drunk and piss your bed every night it doesnt matter anyway
     
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    wash once a week with the cobija coreana

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    Lol whenever a girl does it for me. Of my own volition maybe every 6 months.
     
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    lol at 45 days eeeeeeew, bed sheets are cheap AF at ross for maybe 5 bucks
     
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    Lol I'll take a picture of my bed when I get home. Assorted stains.
     
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    That settles it.
     
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