Lifestyle How often do you change your bed sheets?

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  1. Mix6APlix

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    Depends. Sometimes every week, but have gone probably 2 months.
     
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    Bingo. Same here.

    7 days is a whole lotta accumulated sex stains to keep sleeping in. After 7 days our sheets could practically stand on their own.
     
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  4. Papi Chingon

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    Every other year, usually, but I may skip a year here and there. I'm going on 6 years right now (see "may skip a year here and there"), and I won't do that again. I'm totally changing these motherfuckers before the year is up. Lesson learned.
     
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    Leave clean ones out each week for the housekeeper to sort out.

    She makes the bed amazingly. Like a super powered hospital corner ninja.
     
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  6. Ricky Bobby

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    I don’t, my wife does and she does it weekly
     
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  7. BrunoMcGyver

    BrunoMcGyver “My balls was hot.”

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    Not often. Maybe every 6 weeks or so.

    My excuse is that my bedroom is the mezzanine floor of my apartment. It’s a long and fucking steep walk up and it gets fucking hot in the summer.

    When I wake up I just wanna get down to the main floor as quick as I can and when I go to bed I’m usually too fucked to do anything but lay down.

    I don’t go there except to sleep.
     
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  8. b00ts

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    When I was single, I had only a blanket and a mattress on the floor bc all we did was trane the MMAs and drink, so no money for fancy shit. I would wash the blanket every so often. Now that I'm established with a family, the lady washes or changes them often.
     
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    When I can see the pattern on the mattress underneath due to the grease making the sheets see through I know I only have a few weeks left before I need to change the sheets.
     
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    Girlfriend does it twice a week, she likes the way fresh sheets feel on freshly shaved legs. I wouldn't care but I get stuck putting the the down comforter in the cover which is kind of a pain in the ass but I pick my battles
     
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  11. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Great reference
     
  12. tang

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    once every 2 weeks when doing laundry
     
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    Never. I wash them and put them back on the bed.
     
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    Once or twice a week. I like that 'fresh as a spring meadow' smell. It helps me get to sleep.
     
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    Stop digging up old threads

    @Leigh@Leigh pink splintiotomy for me
     
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    Took him a year to post the pic...

     
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    I have no clue. That’s like asking my wife how often we change the oil in our cars.
     
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    @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken wipes his ass with his sheet because his ass is so big.
    So he changes it 2 times a day.
     
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    Shut up bitch. You can't ban him
     
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