Lifestyle How old were you the last time you shit your pants?

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  1. Limpy

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    If older than like ten please include the story. This stuff gets me hot...

    I was probably like five. I’ve had plenty of skid marks but no actual shits since.

    I’ve jizzed in my pants and pissed myself a bunch though.
     
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  2. Limpy

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    Disregard, there’s already a shit yourself thread.

    :(
     
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  3. Hauler

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    I don't know.

    What time is it?
     
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  4. Grateful Dude

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    pics or didn't happen




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  5. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Awake or wet dream style?
     
  6. Limpy

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    Both but mostly wet dreams in my 20’s.

    When I was around 16 I saw a chicks tit fall out of her bathing suit and I jizzed in my shorts.
     
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    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    It's an odd day if I don't shit myself at least twice.
     
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    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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    It was bad
     
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    Grateful Dude Posting Machine

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    Y'know, even though this is a duplicate thread, I think this has been a success.

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    I'm learning a lot about the TMMAC, and y'all are a delightfully nasty bunch.
     
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    Well, I’m 50 now, so the answer is 50.
     
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  13. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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    Around 12. Went to fart but I sharted instead
     
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  14. Papi Chingon

    Papi Chingon Posting Machine

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    Since when are you 13?
     
  15. Jesus X

    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    like 28 I usually have a world class control of my anus or so I have been told. the poop was enormous, runny ,and heavy though it came out in a massive mud pile it ruined my favorite board shorts it looked like an entire can of chili spilled betwixt my ass cheeks.
     
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    Jesus X mah peepo skrate. interim BMF belt champ.

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    33 explosive diarrhea.
     
  19. Hwoarang

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    For me it was straight after High school. Bunch if us went to a holiday Island to party for a few days. After one of the big nights drinking I woke up next to a girl with shit all over the mattress right next to her and all down my leg and shorts. She seemed out to the world, I cleaned it up best I could, quick as I could and got the fuk outta there. Lol, it's never happened before or since and I've been blind drunk plenty, I reckon someone slipped a whole bunch of laxatives in my drink.

    Unfortunately I didn't snap some pics so here's a few German porn pics featuring ufc fighters for you to get your rocks off.

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    When I was in my early twenties a colleague told me I’d piss myself if I kept drinking, I didn’t believe him. He was right.
     
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    Pretty sure I shit myself in a bar in my twenties and went out back and discarded the boxers. I was Kavanaugh wasted though, so it all seems like a dream. I really boofed
     
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    So... last night. Changing my number to 32 years old.
     
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    hmmm may need to update the last time I shit myself. Not sure yet. Will update shortly
     
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  24. The Boatman

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    sharted last year...didn't make it to the undies but it was indeed a shart
    Traffic and Habenero salsa induced
     
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  25. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    I'm unsure if I just did. As you may recall I had a wounded butt like @TryHardNobody@TryHardNobody , well at the weekend my wound reopened and bled like Joe daddy Stevenson vs bj Penn (who has the longest losing streak in UFC history btw)

    Well I got some new dressings and I've tested one out today. I walk a lot at work and over the course of the shift it may have become unstuck a bit and I'm not sure if it has obscure my butt hole a little so it was weird when I trumped or I just shart a little.

    I don't stink so I think I'm in the clear
     
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