When I was in my early twenties a colleague told me I’d piss myself if I kept drinking, I didn’t believe him. He was right.For me it was straight after High school. Bunch if us went to a holiday Island to party for a few days. After one of the big nights drinking I woke up next to a girl with shit all over the mattress right next to her and all down my leg and shorts. She seemed out to the world, I cleaned it up best I could, quick as I could and got the fuk outta there. Lol, it's never happened before or since and I've been blind drunk plenty, I reckon someone slipped a whole bunch of laxatives in my drink.
Unfortunately I didn't snap some pics so here's a few German porn pics featuring ufc fighters for you to get your rocks off.
I'm unsure if I just did. As you may recall I had a wounded butt like @TryHardNobody , well at the weekend my wound reopened and bled like Joe daddy Stevenson vs bj Penn (who has the longest losing streak in UFC history btw)sharted last year...didn't make it to the undies but it was indeed a shart
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