Lifestyle How old were you the last time you shit your pants?

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  1. Tiiimmmaaayyy

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    I have come close more times than I can count, but never actually done it yet. I know it will happen at some point and I'm not dreading it, just hope it happens when I'm alone.
     
  2. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Dude I shit myself at the cinema when I went to watch iron Man 3.

    I was in shorts too
     
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  3. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Nope didn't shit myself. False flag exercise. New dressing tricked me.
     
  4. Galt

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  5. Vagabond

    Vagabond it's not what you think it is, it's what it is

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    34, I quit alcohol after
     
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  6. Galt

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    Winners never quit, quitters never win!
     
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  7. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    24, so about 40 years ago
     
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  8. Vagabond

    Vagabond it's not what you think it is, it's what it is

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  9. BrunoMcGyver

    BrunoMcGyver “My balls was hot.”

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    So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.

    I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.

    I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.

    Now I'm going to have a shower.
     
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  10. Wild

    Wild TMMAC's Most Handsome Admin
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    I hate that feeling. Like man, I know if I stand up, I’m going to regret it, but I can’t sit here with my ass tight as a vice forever either.
     
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  11. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  12. yuki2054

    yuki2054 ninjaboj

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    Are you going to behave, the next time they let you back?!?
     
  13. Judobill

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    Now that I am a year older than when I posted this first response, I will have to make a revision. I last shit my pants when I was 51.
     
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  14. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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    Some of y'all need to start living a little more and start shitting yourselves. Nothing is as freeing.
     
  15. silentsinger

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    Friend of mine downed a bunch of Red Bull to psych himself up for a meeting and felt the repercussions while sat in traffic. Couldn't do anything about it, he said he actually cried.
     
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    Ass pics?
     
  17. Galt

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    Reckon he’s out. Understandable.
     
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  18. The Boatman

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    lol this post
     
  19. yuki2054

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    Hopefully he'll be back. I just hope he can behave himself, before he attains that coverted permaban!??
     
  20. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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    @Splinty@Splinty or @Wild@Wild, when is when is our resident hobbit going to be ungrounded?
     
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  21. Megaterio Llamas

    Megaterio Llamas Vigorously working member
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    Ah thanks. I haven't heard from the sheriff in ages. Was wondering where he got too.
     
  22. BrunoMcGyver

    BrunoMcGyver “My balls was hot.”

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    I made a thread about my holiday to Indonesia recently. There's pic of my clean ass on there ;)
     
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  23. YourDaddyDevilAndLord

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    Legally purchased Tequila was involved.
     
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