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Tiiimmmaaayyy

First 100 ish
Jan 19, 2015
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7,993
I have come close more times than I can count, but never actually done it yet. I know it will happen at some point and I'm not dreading it, just hope it happens when I'm alone.
 

Siton YerDong2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
15,770
35,819
I have come close more times than I can count, but never actually done it yet. I know it will happen at some point and I'm not dreading it, just hope it happens when I'm alone.
Dude I shit myself at the cinema when I went to watch iron Man 3.

I was in shorts too
 

Siton YerDong2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
15,770
35,819
Nope didn't shit myself. False flag exercise. New dressing tricked me.
 

BrunoMcGyver

"To elevate the mental is to be poor no more."
Dec 30, 2015
4,838
7,532
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So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.

I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.

I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.

Now I'm going to have a shower.
 

Wild

TMMAC's Most Handsome Admin
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
58,555
107,959
34.

So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.

I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.

I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.

Now I'm going to have a shower.
I hate that feeling. Like man, I know if I stand up, I’m going to regret it, but I can’t sit here with my ass tight as a vice forever either.
 

Jdog93

Hello Bitch Lasagna
Jun 2, 2016
12,108
25,740
34.

So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.

I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.

I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.

Now I'm going to have a shower.
 

RaginCajun

Gleaming My Cube
Oct 25, 2015
17,711
43,046
Some of y'all need to start living a little more and start shitting yourselves. Nothing is as freeing.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,051
14,449
Friend of mine downed a bunch of Red Bull to psych himself up for a meeting and felt the repercussions while sat in traffic. Couldn't do anything about it, he said he actually cried.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
26,042
30,788
34.

So I still do Ubereats delivery on the side. Tonight I got a call for a delivery. I did it successfully but on the way to the house I felt a bubblin' in my stomach. I sped back home, knowing I had a lot of diarrhoea in me. I managed to park in the driveway but as soon as I got my butt off the seat my butthole started roaring.

I don't think I got any in my boxers per se, but definitely between my cheeks. However, I was not confident that I'd make it to my toilet so I pulled my jeans down as I walked. It was a good move because diarhoea shit blasted out my butt like lava out of a fucking volcano.

I was lucky it was night and lucky my fiancee and her cousin were in their rooms. I walked in, finished my shit then went out with a bucket of water and threw it all over the puddle of shit in the garden.

Now I'm going to have a shower.
Ass pics?
 

Inside Job

Do Milk
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
41,903
47,251
I'm unsure if I just did. As you may recall I had a wounded butt like Too swole to control @TryHardNobody , well at the weekend my wound reopened and bled like Joe daddy Stevenson vs bj Penn (who has the longest losing streak in UFC history btw)

Well I got some new dressings and I've tested one out today. I walk a lot at work and over the course of the shift it may have become unstuck a bit and I'm not sure if it has obscure my butt hole a little so it was weird when I trumped or I just shart a little.

I don't stink so I think I'm in the clear
lol this post