Human GP Quarter Finals 6: Rambo vs Batman

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Rambo vs Batman


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Leigh

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Quarter Finals 5:

Old Man Rambo - Splinty @Splinty vs Batman - Team Bisping @Gilbosh

Arena: A Pakistani NWFP Synagogue

Combatants are unarmed but may arm themselves from their surroundings.

Win is by KO/death. Fleeing the battle is a DQ.



Voting ends Friday
 

Splinty

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This is a tough bracket!

The crowd favorite will say batman, as batman has fought superman. But I'll posit that batman couldn't have handled the entirety of the Russian invasion in Afghanistan.
I mean look at that Stallion!!




And the horse aint bad either!
 

Splinty

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Arena: A Pakistani NWFP Synagogue

Combatants are unarmed but may arm themselves from their surroundings.
Batman has no bat tools. He's just Bruce Wayne in a cape.

The surrounding is a place Rambo knows well. The entirety of Rambo III took place just next door!

Rambo wins this with home team advantage and badassery that doesn't require a million dollars of tech.





 

Pitbull9

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Bruce Wayne/Batman gadgets or not had superior fighting skills, he was also as resilient and Rambo. Both have high tolerance for pain and heart for days. This will most likely end up being a one on one fist fight to the death to which I see Batman winning. Rambo would try to use his environment and so would batman both have legit skills in that area so that cancels eachother out.
 

Splinty

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This guy, kicking supermans ass:



Or this guy, rocking a fro with a bad case of PTSD:


Once again, note batman requires an exoskeleton to do anything. No tech, that scene never exists or he becomes a pancake as he falls to earth...just pretty boy bruce wayne wearing a cod piece.

The most amazing thing Batman ever did was put up with Alicia Silverstone's acting.
 
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Once again, note batman requires an exoskeleton to do anything. No tech, that scene never exists or he becomes a pancake as he falls to earth...just pretty boy bruce wayne wearing a cod piece.

The most amazing thing Batman ever did was put up with Alicia Silverstone's acting.
He's the world's greatest detective, consistently depicted as one of the top three smartest people on the planet, a master of almost every martial art, peak human physical abilities (stamina, strength, speed, agility, balance, etc), anything he picks up can be used as a weapon or trap, he's a master escape artist, and he's a ninja with his stealth. Rambo is simply outclassed.
 

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Whilst Batman is building sophisticated weapons and armour, Rambo is rubbing sticks together in the woods.

WAR BATMAN
 

Splinty

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Whilst Batman is building sophisticated weapons and armour, Rambo is rubbing sticks together in the woods.

WAR BATMAN


This is like an a gun manufacturer thinking he can beat the natives. It only works if you have a foundry, CNC machine, etc. Once again, batman is handicapped by his reliance on modern tech.


Rambo is in the woods with sticks because that's all he needs... It is his reliance on nothing that makes him badass, especially in fucking Pakistan.

Colonel Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
 

Team Bisping

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This is like an a gun manufacturer thinking he can beat the natives. It only works if you have a foundry, CNC machine, etc. Once again, batman is handicapped by his reliance on modern tech.


Rambo is in the woods with sticks because that's all he needs... It is his reliance on nothing that makes him badass, especially in fucking Pakistan.

Colonel Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.




From the Batman Wiki page:

'He has mastered 127 styles of martial arts including Muay Thai, Escrima, Krav Maga, Capoeira, Savate, Yawyan, Taekwondo, Judo, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Kendo, Fencing, Kenjitsu, Kali, Bojutsu, Francombat, Boxing, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Wing Chun, Parkour, Shorin Ryu, Silat, Chin Na, Hokuto Shinken, Kyudo, Aikido, Varma Adi, Jeet Kune Do, Shaolin, Ba Gua, Hung Gar, Tai Chi, Kung Fu, Kenpo, and Karate.'
 

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A brief summary of Batman's training:

1.Kirigi - Martial Arts- Bat #431

2.David Cain - Martial Arts - Det #734

3.Henri Ducard - Martial Arts, Marksmanship - Det #599

4.Chu Chin Li - Martial Arts - Det #599

5.Tsunetomo - Martial Arts - Det Ann #3

6.Willie Doggett - Manhunting, Survival Techniques - LOTDK #1

7.Harvey Harris - Detective Work - Det Ann #2

8.Dan Mallory - Trailing, Detective Work - Bat Chron #6

9.Shao La - Taoism - LOTDK #52

10.? La Salle - Body Building - Bat #435

11.Frederick Stone - Demolitions - Bat #435

12.Mark Jenner – Driving - Bat #435

13.Peter Allison - Gymnastics - Bat #435

14.Raphael Digiorda – Archery - Bat #435

15.Aurelius Boch - Toxicology - Bat #435

16.? Webber - Acids - Bat #435

17.? Shastri – Ophidia - Bat #435

18.? Campbell - Electronics (presumed) - Bat #435

19.Unnamed Knife Expert - Knives - Bat #435

20.? Kingsley – Chemistry - Bat #434

21.Alfred Pennyworth - Disguises, Acting, Vocal Mimicry - Bat Ann #13

22.Ted Grant – Boxing - Robin #31

23.Oliver Queen - Archery - GA #134

24.Richard Dragon – Martial Arts - RD#3

25.John Zatara – Sleight Of Hand, Arcane Mysteries, Ventriloquism, Escapology - JLA:BB #2, Det #827, Det '833.

26.Max Dodge - Escapology - B:GK #29

27.Arthur McKee - Maintaining Criminal Aliases - Bat #589

28.The Rhana Bhutra - Peace (presumed) – Superman: The Odyssey

29.The Ten-Eyed Tribes Of The Empty Quarter – 52#30

30.The Lamas Of Nanda Parbat – Unknown – Bat #663

31.Unnamed Medical Examiner - Coroner's Work - B:GK #1

32.Unnamed Convicted Killer - Savate - B:SOTB #0

33.Unnamed Ninjas - Using Shadows, Psychology Of Fear - B:SOTB #0

34.Unnamed Monks - Healing Arts - Ultimate Guide

35.Unnamed Bushmen - Reading Environment, Hunting - B:SOTB #0

36.Unnamed Cattlemen - Bolas Use - Ultimate Guide

37.Unnamed Yanomami Hunters - Blowpipe Use - Ultimate Guide

38. FBI (Man Who Falls) (to join the FBI, you must get trained)

39. prestigious European universities like Cambridge, Sorbonne, etc (SotB 0)

40. Barrett Kean (Det 227) (art of disguise)

41. Lee Collins (Det 244) (boomerang throwing (batarangs))
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Are we even debating that this guy or Goose could defeat John Rambo in Pakistan of all places? Im sure after he Rambo got done liberating Afghanistan from the commies, extinguishing batman in a synagogue would be a walk in tne park.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Batman, he drives Rambo mad. Rambo kills himself after the Bat laughs at him and tells him that his wife left him for Flavor Flav.
No way man, Rambo survived a VC prison and torture. No way would batman be able to break him.
 

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A brief summary of Batman's training:

1.Kirigi - Martial Arts- Bat #431

2.David Cain - Martial Arts - Det #734

3.Henri Ducard - Martial Arts, Marksmanship - Det #599

4.Chu Chin Li - Martial Arts - Det #599

5.Tsunetomo - Martial Arts - Det Ann #3

6.Willie Doggett - Manhunting, Survival Techniques - LOTDK #1

7.Harvey Harris - Detective Work - Det Ann #2

8.Dan Mallory - Trailing, Detective Work - Bat Chron #6

9.Shao La - Taoism - LOTDK #52

10.? La Salle - Body Building - Bat #435

11.Frederick Stone - Demolitions - Bat #435

12.Mark Jenner – Driving - Bat #435

13.Peter Allison - Gymnastics - Bat #435

14.Raphael Digiorda – Archery - Bat #435

15.Aurelius Boch - Toxicology - Bat #435

16.? Webber - Acids - Bat #435

17.? Shastri – Ophidia - Bat #435

18.? Campbell - Electronics (presumed) - Bat #435

19.Unnamed Knife Expert - Knives - Bat #435

20.? Kingsley – Chemistry - Bat #434

21.Alfred Pennyworth - Disguises, Acting, Vocal Mimicry - Bat Ann #13

22.Ted Grant – Boxing - Robin #31

23.Oliver Queen - Archery - GA #134

24.Richard Dragon – Martial Arts - RD#3

25.John Zatara – Sleight Of Hand, Arcane Mysteries, Ventriloquism, Escapology - JLA:BB #2, Det #827, Det '833.

26.Max Dodge - Escapology - B:GK #29

27.Arthur McKee - Maintaining Criminal Aliases - Bat #589

28.The Rhana Bhutra - Peace (presumed) – Superman: The Odyssey

29.The Ten-Eyed Tribes Of The Empty Quarter – 52#30

30.The Lamas Of Nanda Parbat – Unknown – Bat #663

31.Unnamed Medical Examiner - Coroner's Work - B:GK #1

32.Unnamed Convicted Killer - Savate - B:SOTB #0

33.Unnamed Ninjas - Using Shadows, Psychology Of Fear - B:SOTB #0

34.Unnamed Monks - Healing Arts - Ultimate Guide

35.Unnamed Bushmen - Reading Environment, Hunting - B:SOTB #0

36.Unnamed Cattlemen - Bolas Use - Ultimate Guide

37.Unnamed Yanomami Hunters - Blowpipe Use - Ultimate Guide

38. FBI (Man Who Falls) (to join the FBI, you must get trained)

39. prestigious European universities like Cambridge, Sorbonne, etc (SotB 0)

40. Barrett Kean (Det 227) (art of disguise)

41. Lee Collins (Det 244) (boomerang throwing (batarangs))






First Blood
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

1 1 Art Galt Fall from helicopter onto rocks
Rambo throws a rock at the cockpit of the helicopter, causing the pilot to lose control of the chopper and Galt to fall off from the chopper to the rocks below
It is unknown if Will Teasle died from his injuries at the hands of Rambo's M60 or if there were any police officers killed in the car chase with Rambo's commandeered National Guard truck.

Rambo: First Blood Part II
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
1 2 NVA Soldier #1 Punctured lung
Rambo pulls his knife and throws it, stabbing the soldier in the lung.
2 3 NVA Soldier #2 Arrow to the diaphragm
Rambo fires the arrow into the soldier's chest.
3 4 NVA Soldier #3 Arrow to the forehead
Rambo fires the arrow into that soldier's forehead.
4 5 River Pirate #1 Stab wound to stomach, shotgun blast to upper back
Rambo pulls a small knife from a hidden pouch and jams it into the pirate's stomach. When Rambo is shot at with the shotgun, he uses the soldier as a human shield.
5 6 River Pirate #2 Shotgun blast to chest
Rambo grabs the shotgun and shoots the pirate in the chest.
6 7 River Pirate #3 Shotgun blast to chest
Rambo shoots the pirate in the chest.
7 8 River Pirate #4 Shotgun blast to chest
Rambo shoots the pirate in the chest.
9 10 River Pirate #5 Shotgun blast to chest
Rambo shoots the pirate in the chest.
10 11 River Pirate #6 Shotgun blast to chest
Rambo shoots the pirate in the chest.
11 12 NVA sailor #1 Boat RPG explosion
Rambo fires a rocket-propelled grenade at the boat.
12 13 NVA sailor #2 Boat RPG explosion
Rambo fires a rocket-propelled grenade at the boat.
12 13 NVA sailor #3 Boat RPG explosion
Rambo fires a rocket-propelled grenade at the boat.
13 14 River Pirate #7 Stab wound to torso
After the pirate tries to strangle Rambo, he jams his knife into the pirate's stomach.
14 15 NVA Soldier #4 Gunshot blasts to back
While trying to escape, Rambo shoots him repeatedly in the back with an AKM.
15 16 NVA Soldier #5 Punctured heart
Rambo rams his knife into the soldier's chest, stabbing him in the heart.
16 17 NVA Soldier #6 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
16 17 NVA Soldier #7 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
17 18 NVA Soldier #8 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
18 19 NVA Soldier #9 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
19 20 NVA Soldier #10 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
20 21 NVA Soldier #11 Gunshot blasts to the chest
Rambo shoots the soldier in the chest with an AKM.
21 22 Spetznaz Soldier #1 Broken neck
Rambo sneaks up on the soldier and breaks his neck.
22 23 Spetznaz Soldier #2 Stab wound to torso
Rambo sneaks up on the soldier and stabs him in the back.
23 24 Spetznaz Soldier #2 Stab wound to torso
Rambo sneaks up on the soldier and stabs him in the back.
24 25 Spetznaz Soldier #3 Arrow to chest
Rambo shoots an arrow into the soldier's chest.
25 26 Spetznaz Soldier #4 Arrow to chest
Rambo shoots an arrow into the soldier's chest.
26 27 Spetznaz Soldier #5 Arrow to chest
Rambo shoots an arrow into the soldier's chest.
27 28 Spetznaz Soldier #6 Stabbed to death
Rambo uses his knife to stab the soldier to death.
28 29 Spetznaz Soldier #7 Stabbed to death
Rambo uses his knife to stab the soldier to death.
29 30 Spetznaz Soldier #8 Arrow to chest
Rambo uses his compound bow to shoot an arrow into the soldier's chest
44 45 NVA Soldiers #11-26 Burned to death
Rambo uses matches from his knife's survival kit to light a fire in a field and kill the rest of the unit.

45 46 Lieutenant Tay Exploding arrow
Rambo shoots an arrow equipped with an explosive torque-tip into Tay's chest, blowing his body apart.
46 47 Spetznaz soldiers #9 Drowning
Rambo sneaks onto the helicopter and grabs the soldier, throwing him into the water below, knokcing him out and drowning him.
47 48 Sgt. Yushin Fall from helicopter
Rambo wrestles with Yushin inside a flying helicopter and after an intense battle, manages to gain the upper hand and flip Yushin out of the door and into the jungles far below.
48 49 Spetznaz soldiers #9 Fall from helicopter
After killing Yushin, Rambo heads into the cockpit and hurls the pilot out of the door and into the jungles far below.
49 50 NVA Soldier #27 Missile explosion
After commandeering the helicopter, Rambo shoots a missile at the soldier and kills him.
50 51 NVA Soldier #28 GE M134 machine gun fire
Rambo fires an automated machine gun mounted on the door of the helicopter to finish off the soldier.
51 52 NVA Soldier #28 GE M134 machine gun fire
Rambo fires an automated machine gun mounted on the door of the helicopter to finish off the soldier.
52 53 Spetznaz Soldier #10 Missile explosion
After commandeering the helicopter, Rambo shoots a missile at the soldier and kills him.
53 54 NVA Soldier #30 GE M134 machine gun fire
Rambo fires an automated machine gun mounted on the door of the helicopter to finish off the soldier.
54 55 Spetznaz Soldier #11 Missile explosion
After commandeering the helicopter, Rambo shoots a missile at the soldier and kills him.
67 68 12 Spetznaz and NVA Soldiers Missile explosions and machine gun fire
Rambo destroys the prison camp with the helicopter, killing a great deal of soldiers in the process with the helicopter's machine guns and missiles.
74 75 7 Spetznaz and NVA Soldiers M60E3 Medium Machine Gun
Rambo lands the Soviet helicopter he hijacked and retrieves the door-mounted M60E3 machine gun and runs through the camp to rescue the prisoners, killing several with the machine gun in the process.

75 76 Podovsky M72 LAW-induced helicopter explosion
After Podovsky greatly weakens the helicopter Rambo and the POWs are escaping in, Rambo feigns a crash landing in a river and pretends to be dead. Podovsky makes a fatal mistake in waiting to finish Rambo off and Rambo pulls a hidden M62 LAW rocket launcer and fires it at Podovsky's helicopter through a hole in the windshield, destroying his helicopter in a fiery explosion and killing him.
Rambo III
Note: the entire film has a total body count of 153.

Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
1 74 Soviet gunship pilot Helicopter explosion
Rambo uses a DShK machine gun to shoot down the Aérospatiale SA 341 Gazelle helicopter.
2 75 Soviet gunship crew member Helicopter explosion
Rambo uses a DShK machine gun to shoot down the Aérospatiale SA 341 Gazelle helicopter.
3 76 Soviet jail guard Fractured skull
Rambo slams the guard's head against a concrete wall. This death has been subject to much speculation, ranging from broken necks to a simple knock-out, although it is likely that the trauma caused a fractured skull which caused severe internal bleeding in the brain.

4-148 77-130 Soviet soldiers Various
Various deaths. Mostly shot.

149-152 78-131 Soviet gunship crew member Helicopter explosion
Rambo uses an exploding arrow to shoot down the SA-341 Gazelle helicopter gunship, killing all three crew members in a fiery blast.

153 132 Colonel Zaysen Machine gun fire, helicopter crash and explosion
Rambo mortally wounds Zaysen by shooting machine guns into his chest. Zaysen then rams head on into Rambo's tank and the big gun hits the helicopter head on, impaling and crushing him before causing a large explosion which kills Zaysen.
Rambo IV
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

1 138 Tatmadaw River Pirate #1 Gunshot blast to head
Rambo uses a Colt M1911A1 pistol to shoot the pirate in the head
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
2-3 139 Tatmadaw River Pirate #2-3 Gunshot blasts to chest
Rambo uses a Colt M1911A1 pistol to shoot the pirates in the chest
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

4 140 Tatmadaw River Pirate #4 Gunshot blast to gut
Rambo uses a Colt M1911A1 pistol to shoot the pirates in the stomach
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

5 141 Tatmadaw River Pirate #5 Gunshot blasts to head
Rambo stands over the man and uses aColt M1911A1 pistol to shoot the pirate in the head at point-blank range
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

6 142 Tatmadaw Soldier #1 Arrow through the lung
Rambo arrives just in time to save the villagers by shooting the man in the chest with his compound bow.
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
7 143 Tatmadaw Soldier #2 Arrow to unspecified region
Rambo arrives just in time to save the villagers by shooting the man likely in the head with his compound bow.
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
8 144 Tatmadaw Soldier #3 Arrow through the heart, head
Rambo arrives just in time to save the villagers by shooting the man in the chest and later the chin with his compound bow.
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

9 145 Tatmadaw Soldier #4 Arrow through the leg, head, blown up by land mine
This soldier takes an arrow to the knee (pun intended) and then gets shot in the head with one, knocking him over onto an armed land mine.
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

10 146 Lieutenant Aye Throat ripped open
Rambo rips his throat out with his bare hands
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

11-25 147-160 Tatmadaw Army soldiers #2-12 Bomb explosion
Rambo uses a M18A1 Claymore Mine to ignite a WWII era bomb
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method
26 161 Jeep machine gunner Decapitation
Rambo uses his machete to chop the machine gunner's head off
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

27 162 Jeep Driver Machine gun blasts
Rambo uses a Browning M2 Aircraftmachine gun to blow the driver apart
Picture Movie Total Overall Total Name Method

28-80 162-278 Tint'sTatmadaw Armybattalion Machine gun blasts
Rambo uses a Browning M2 Aircraftmachine gun to mulch the entire battalion. He also destroys an entire truck full of soldiers and a naval ship with the machine gun.
 

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A brief summary of Batman's training:

1.Kirigi - Martial Arts- Bat #431

2.David Cain - Martial Arts - Det #734

3.Henri Ducard - Martial Arts, Marksmanship - Det #599

4.Chu Chin Li - Martial Arts - Det #599

5.Tsunetomo - Martial Arts - Det Ann #3

6.Willie Doggett - Manhunting, Survival Techniques - LOTDK #1

7.Harvey Harris - Detective Work - Det Ann #2

8.Dan Mallory - Trailing, Detective Work - Bat Chron #6

9.Shao La - Taoism - LOTDK #52

10.? La Salle - Body Building - Bat #435

11.Frederick Stone - Demolitions - Bat #435

12.Mark Jenner – Driving - Bat #435

13.Peter Allison - Gymnastics - Bat #435

14.Raphael Digiorda – Archery - Bat #435

15.Aurelius Boch - Toxicology - Bat #435

16.? Webber - Acids - Bat #435

17.? Shastri – Ophidia - Bat #435

18.? Campbell - Electronics (presumed) - Bat #435

19.Unnamed Knife Expert - Knives - Bat #435

20.? Kingsley – Chemistry - Bat #434

21.Alfred Pennyworth - Disguises, Acting, Vocal Mimicry - Bat Ann #13

22.Ted Grant – Boxing - Robin #31

23.Oliver Queen - Archery - GA #134

24.Richard Dragon – Martial Arts - RD#3

25.John Zatara – Sleight Of Hand, Arcane Mysteries, Ventriloquism, Escapology - JLA:BB #2, Det #827, Det '833.

26.Max Dodge - Escapology - B:GK #29

27.Arthur McKee - Maintaining Criminal Aliases - Bat #589

28.The Rhana Bhutra - Peace (presumed) – Superman: The Odyssey

29.The Ten-Eyed Tribes Of The Empty Quarter – 52#30

30.The Lamas Of Nanda Parbat – Unknown – Bat #663

31.Unnamed Medical Examiner - Coroner's Work - B:GK #1

32.Unnamed Convicted Killer - Savate - B:SOTB #0

33.Unnamed Ninjas - Using Shadows, Psychology Of Fear - B:SOTB #0

34.Unnamed Monks - Healing Arts - Ultimate Guide

35.Unnamed Bushmen - Reading Environment, Hunting - B:SOTB #0

36.Unnamed Cattlemen - Bolas Use - Ultimate Guide

37.Unnamed Yanomami Hunters - Blowpipe Use - Ultimate Guide

38. FBI (Man Who Falls) (to join the FBI, you must get trained)

39. prestigious European universities like Cambridge, Sorbonne, etc (SotB 0)

40. Barrett Kean (Det 227) (art of disguise)

41. Lee Collins (Det 244) (boomerang throwing (batarangs))
Just how old is Bruce? Ffs a legit BJJ BB is looking at tems years let alone all that shit. Mr. Wayne is looking like the creepshow but who claimed 50+ BBs or whatever, I'm calling bullshit.