Human GP Quarter Finals 6: Rambo vs Batman

[Team Bisping]

Just how old is Bruce? Ffs a legit BJJ BB is looking at tems years let alone all that shit. Mr. Wayne is looking like the creepshow but who claimed 50+ BBs or whatever, I'm calling bullshit.

Dude, it's Batman, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to someone calling bullshit on the back story of a comic book character.

 

[maurice]

Batman by superior hand-to-hand skills and massive reach advantage. Stalone is only like 5'6.

 

[La Paix]

Dude, it's Batman, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to someone calling bullshit on the back story of a comic book character.

I feel like with that many claimed BBs he must be going to McDojos, how tough is he really without his suit?

 

[RedDragonUK]

I love Rambo but Batman has too much everything for him.

 

[Stickgrappler]

Batman pulls a Lionel Richie ... ALL NIGHT LONG... every day too and twice on Thursdays!

 

[Darqnezz]

Batman probably by hape choke.

 

[otaku1]

Batman has no bat tools. He's just Bruce Wayne in a cape.

The surrounding is a place Rambo knows well. The entirety of Rambo III took place just next door!

Rambo wins this with home team advantage and badassery that doesn't require a million dollars of tech.

Christ
Look at that back.
Yes, lil homo here.

 

[otaku1]

Batman has a black belt in almost every tma.

Who cares?
See that back?
I mean...

 

[otaku1]

Rambo took on a VC prisoner camp.
Half the Russian army in Af.
Half the Burmese army.
He's also roided, facelifted and botoxed to the max.
No can defend.

*beeeeep*

 

[hit4me4]

I picture this fight going like Tank Abbott vs Frank Mir.

Batman wins however he wants to finish the fight

 

[otaku1]

From the Batman Wiki page:

'He has mastered 127 styles of martial arts including Muay Thai, Escrima, Krav Maga, Capoeira, Savate, Yawyan, Taekwondo, Judo, Jujitsu, Ninjitsu, Kendo, Fencing, Kenjitsu, Kali, Bojutsu, Francombat, Boxing, Kickboxing, Hapkido, Wing Chun, Parkour, Shorin Ryu, Silat, Chin Na, Hokuto Shinken, Kyudo, Aikido, Varma Adi, Jeet Kune Do, Shaolin, Ba Gua, Hung Gar, Tai Chi, Kung Fu, Kenpo, and Karate.'

You forgot joesondo

 

[Splinty]

A brief summary of Batman's training:

1.Kirigi - Martial Arts- Bat #431

2.David Cain - Martial Arts - Det #734

3.Henri Ducard - Martial Arts, Marksmanship - Det #599

4.Chu Chin Li - Martial Arts - Det #599

5.Tsunetomo - Martial Arts - Det Ann #3

6.Willie Doggett - Manhunting, Survival Techniques - LOTDK #1

7.Harvey Harris - Detective Work - Det Ann #2

8.Dan Mallory - Trailing, Detective Work - Bat Chron #6

9.Shao La - Taoism - LOTDK #52

10.? La Salle - Body Building - Bat #435

11.Frederick Stone - Demolitions - Bat #435

12.Mark Jenner – Driving - Bat #435

13.Peter Allison - Gymnastics - Bat #435

14.Raphael Digiorda – Archery - Bat #435

15.Aurelius Boch - Toxicology - Bat #435

16.? Webber - Acids - Bat #435

17.? Shastri – Ophidia - Bat #435

18.? Campbell - Electronics (presumed) - Bat #435

19.Unnamed Knife Expert - Knives - Bat #435

20.? Kingsley – Chemistry - Bat #434

21.Alfred Pennyworth - Disguises, Acting, Vocal Mimicry - Bat Ann #13

22.Ted Grant – Boxing - Robin #31

23.Oliver Queen - Archery - GA #134

24.Richard Dragon – Martial Arts - RD#3

25.John Zatara – Sleight Of Hand, Arcane Mysteries, Ventriloquism, Escapology - JLA:BB #2, Det #827, Det '833.

26.Max Dodge - Escapology - B:GK #29

27.Arthur McKee - Maintaining Criminal Aliases - Bat #589

28.The Rhana Bhutra - Peace (presumed) – Superman: The Odyssey

29.The Ten-Eyed Tribes Of The Empty Quarter – 52#30

30.The Lamas Of Nanda Parbat – Unknown – Bat #663

31.Unnamed Medical Examiner - Coroner's Work - B:GK #1

32.Unnamed Convicted Killer - Savate - B:SOTB #0

33.Unnamed Ninjas - Using Shadows, Psychology Of Fear - B:SOTB #0

34.Unnamed Monks - Healing Arts - Ultimate Guide

35.Unnamed Bushmen - Reading Environment, Hunting - B:SOTB #0

36.Unnamed Cattlemen - Bolas Use - Ultimate Guide

37.Unnamed Yanomami Hunters - Blowpipe Use - Ultimate Guide

38. FBI (Man Who Falls) (to join the FBI, you must get trained)

39. prestigious European universities like Cambridge, Sorbonne, etc (SotB 0)

40. Barrett Kean (Det 227) (art of disguise)

41. Lee Collins (Det 244) (boomerang throwing (batarangs))

I feel like with that many claimed BBs he must be going to McDojos, how tough is he really without his suit?

 

[Nemo?]

Rambo is a bad ass I admit but......


Let's make batman a little more literal and real world.

A billionaire that was training since he was 8 in the "violent arts" with the ability to spend(let's say he's 35) 27 year's of his life learning how to fight/shoot and War tactic's .

He is a genius.

He's on steroid's,HGH and god knows what else(let's be honest here batman's juicing).

If you're not part god...

Batman win's everytime. haha


Exhibit-A(Fast forward to 2:30 if you're in a rush)

 

[Leigh]

Batman wins with a vote of 21-7 and moves on to next round. Well done guys