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General Huuuuuge longshot but advice please

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by silentsinger, Dec 7, 2017 at 4:08 AM.

  1. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    So I posted my mother's birthday card yesterday, her birthday's on the 14th. I think I may've fucked up a bit being it has to travel to the UK and won't get there in time. She hates flowers so I can't Interflora.

    1) do you think it will get there in time?
    2) aside from moonpig can I do something else other than Amazoning her?
     
  2. Bozy

    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    It should get there in time. If not. No big deal. Just Makeep sure you call her and tell her ya love her. Happy birthday. And bam. You're good to go for Christmas.
     
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  3. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    I'll be calling her from a car en route to the airport to NY. She'll definitely be pissed off.

    But thank you for the hope it'll get there in time, I went to USPS and they wanted $59 to get it there hopefully within 7 working days.
     
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  4. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    Any other ideas aside from the aforementioned?

    I've been a bit of a bobbins child recently.
     
  5. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM ENOCH = TROOF

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    Cant you just use Amazon UK and get her a gift or some kind of e card? I find it very strange that anyone over the age of 16 would get mad over birthdays.
     
    #5 HEATH VON DOOM, Dec 7, 2017 at 4:33 AM
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  6. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    I get exactly where you're coming from but she hates me living here so it needs to be a bit more personalised than me doing the Amazon stuff.
    She's also been really down lately. I'm a twat for not posting the card earlier, that's literally the only thing she wants.
     
  7. Bozy

    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    Be pissed about what? Sounds like your heart might be bigger than others in this situation. Working more than you should.. in the end. Don't let it get to you. Do your best and move forward bro.
     
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  8. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM ENOCH = TROOF

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    Get her some spotted dick and she will forgive you.
     
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  9. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    I'll try, bro.
    Don't talk about my step dad like that!
     
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  10. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    @HEATH VON DOOM@HEATH VON DOOM How fucking dare you rainbow me, you're my online wife's sidepiece!
     
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  11. Bozy

    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    Sounds like momma is going to be pissed no matter what, because baby boy is in the land of the free and not with momma bear.
     
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  12. Kaladin Stormblessed

    Kaladin Stormblessed "Am a what, son" is code for...

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    you voice is all it takes to make your mother smile

    don't tell her you sent something. it's a blessing in disguise if it arrives late. she'll have 2 ear-to-ear smiling moments
     
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  13. silentsinger

    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    Forgot this. Try again in English?
     
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    Madmartigan Team Bisping
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    Sex Chicken Tough Guy With A Heart of Gold

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    Maybe you could send @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart by her house to make love to her. He loves Milfs. He won’t do a very good job but we will give it his all. He can shave “Happy Birthday” into his back hair.
     
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    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    Robbie Hart This is the business we’ve chosen

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    No idea what is going on?
     
    #17 Robbie Hart, Dec 7, 2017 at 6:49 AM
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    Yossarian Posting Machine

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    Onetrickpony Large Member

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    Get pregnant real quick and tell her about it. There's no better gift than becoming a grandmother.
     
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    Gay for Longo his name was panda

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    Does she go out to the cinema or out for dinner?
    Could call the restaurant and make reservations
     
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    Gay for Longo his name was panda

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    They're delicious
     
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  22. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    We call them movie theaters in North America and you fucking know it. Stop this madness.
     
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  23. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    There's a chance it'll get there on time but it all depends on the UK Postal Service. But USPS is already delivering shit way late, and the holiday season just started.
     
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    Yossarian Posting Machine

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    Too much fruit.
     
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    Yossarian Posting Machine

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    theatre* imo
     
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