General Huuuuuge longshot but advice please
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Dinner yes, she's already going out with her neighbours on her birthday. Nice idea though.
@Song Douche !!!!!
Get your arse to Clinton’s for me.
She won't notice the handwriting is different?
She'd be chuffed that I was having mental murders and commandeered some chap off the internet to help I reckon.
You're too kind. Not your problem though, lovey.
Sorted. Moonpig are pretty awesome, I uploaded a pic of us when I was little and it'll be there in time.
Like a moron though it's upside down.
Like a moron though it's upside down.
Find a flower shop that’s near her. Call and pay over the phone and have flowers delivered to her.
Then pay me to get up in them guts. Nice and deep like.
Then pay me to get up in them guts. Nice and deep like.
Can you get a grocery store to deliver some limes? She should appreciate it since she's a limey.
I know a guy.
Are you one of Meisha's lovies? It's only Aussies that call us limeys right?
I fear I may have had this argument before.
Though I am one of meisha's lovers, I happen to be a distant one in california. I can't say that his controlling presence didn't persuade my opinion, but quite honestly, it might have. When you look into those eyes and hear that glorious voice that tells you to just go and fuck yourself when you disagree....I can't put it to words, but, I have to think he is right.
@Miesha's Taint
That you should go and fuck yourself?
Just don’t do it while thinking about my mum, she’d Be ever so upset if she ever found out.
A bugger off
@Semen Sampler smile probably, but with 2 hour coiffed hair and a perfectly fitted petticoat. I am definitely not my mother’s daughter when it comes to that, she even had electric rollers in hospital.
Two? Try nineteen. Some of the biggest threads here are me talking to myself and 2-3 other people chiming in.
