General I’m flying to California tomorrow on United airlines.

[TheFifthScallop]

Prepare yourselves for a fifthscallop shit posting storm. I hope I can get internet on the plane. If not, I’ll do some damage at the pdx airport in the morning and San Francisco during my layover. See all you babes there. I’ll be flying out of pdx at 6, and will be at the airport around 4:45-5. Set your alarms bitches. I’m going to be bored.

I’m heading to California to see papa scallop for a few days. Who here is in the San Clemente area? Come meet me at the beach and gaze upon my formerly bronzed, now white as snow, bum. I’ll be fishing and kicking it with the old man.

 

[Robbie Hart]

@MMAHAWK ???

 

[member 3289]

I only fight real fighters

 

[TheFifthScallop]

@MMAHAWK ???

Doesn’t he live in San Jose area? San Clemente is south Orange County.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I only fight real fighters

Yous a bitch, and so is ya aunt.

 

[Rambo John J]

Somebody take this purple hair chick on a date.

Looks like a good time.

 

[member 3289]

Yous a bitch, and so is ya aunt.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

That’s the correct response, babe.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Somebody take this purple hair chick on a date.

Looks like a good time.

Once i get back, you’re taking me out, babe. I’m going to head down to fish the McKenzie real soon. We may as well go shoot while I’m there.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I’m drinking my last beer and tying some flies. Tomorrow is going to hurt. Thank god for my saint of a wife who’s going to make sure I get up and get there.

 

[Thuglife13]

Doesn’t he live in San Jose area? San Clemente is south Orange County.

I believe he's in Temecula which isn't too far a trip and Jesus X is in the area too. tang and silentsinger are in the San Jose area...

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I believe he's in Temecula which isn't too far a trip and Jesus X is in the area too. tang and silentsinger are in the San Jose area...

Lol, I’m not going to Temecula. Inland empire is a god forsaken place. I be stayin on da beach, babe.

 

[Thuglife13]

Lol, I’m not going to Temecula. Inland empire is a god forsaken place. I be stayin on da beach, babe.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlYgtSBn0jA

 

[Jesus X]

I believe he's in Temecula which isn't too far a trip and Jesus X is in the area too. tang and silentsinger are in the San Jose area...

im like 60 miles away lol im definitely not in the area by CA standards. san clemente is also a better city than where I live for vacationing.I live in the sewer by the sea.



View: https://youtu.be/W3t87VJOtfo

Long Beach is home to the 4th worst California beach, according to Heal the Bay 2019 report

The city features one of the dirtiest beaches in the state but also credited for work on Colorado Lagoon.

www.presstelegram.com

 

[TheFifthScallop]

im like 60 miles away lol im definitely not in the area by CA standards. san clemente is also a better city than where I live for vacationing.I live in the sewer by the sea.



View: https://youtu.be/W3t87VJOtfo

Long Beach is home to the 4th worst California beach, according to Heal the Bay 2019 report

The city features one of the dirtiest beaches in the state but also credited for work on Colorado Lagoon.

www.presstelegram.com

I don’t think I’ve ever been to the “beach” in Long Beach, CA. That’s not what that city is for.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I’m awake, slightly hungover, and ready for some shit posting. I may fall asleep on the plane though. Heading to the airport in a minute.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Holy fuck, I’ve never seen a security line this long. Chances of making my flight look grim.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

I have no idea how I made it. On the plane now.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Had to sprint from the security check to my gate. In my socks. I haven’t run that fast since high school.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Just landed in San Francisco. The shit posting ends here. I need to try to sleep for a little bit before my next plane leaves.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Holy fuck, I’ve never seen a security line this long. Chances of making my flight look grim.

TSA pre-check is WELL worth the $80. It’s good for five years.

 

[member 3289]

As if there weren't enough queers in Cali...

 

[MMAHAWK]

Just landed in San Francisco. The shit posting ends here. I need to try to sleep for a little bit before my next plane leaves.

PM me when you get into town.
Not much planned tomorrow and down to do lunch on the coast

 

[Robbie Hart]

TSA pre-check is WELL worth the $80. It’s good for five years.

We know why you like that private room

 

[TheFifthScallop]

PM me when you get into town.
Not much planned tomorrow and down to do lunch on the coast

Will be kicking it at the beach most of the time with my pops, but it really would be cool to meet you in person.