General I’ve done a significant amount of porn searching since my wife and I split up

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  1. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve got this down to a science with my various searches but if I pull up “milf cheating” or “amateur milf when husband goes to work” and they have anal vids in there.....I didn’t ask for anal vids, I just want to see an amateur milf cheating (you have to search without the amateur in the title as they do sneak some amateur vids in that search) and getting hammered in the traditional way and being a naughty girl.

    Fuck anal sex, I don’t like it and don’t want to see it......

    If anyone has any ideas how I can avoid this, it would be greatly appreciated.

    I’m out
     
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  2. Rambo John J

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    they are trying to turn you
    stay strong
     
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  3. TryHardNobody

    TryHardNobody Well-Known Member

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    Try this one on pornhub

    SFE 2F Midgets and a BBC
     
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  4. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun TMMAC Potentate

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    Wait, there is porn on the internet now?
     
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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Avoid the search term "whatsapp" if you don't wanna see any dick pics
     
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    In for science
     
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  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Hey dude. Do yourself a favour. When you’re watching these porn movies, curl your hand up into a crude vagina shape. Then fuck your hand as if it were the actresses vagina.
     
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  10. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Also if you have a woman's wig laying around, slap that on, and shove a hair brush up your ass.
     
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