I am at the Gap

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

'That looks really cute let's go in!'

Kill me.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Tell her you just thought of something nice you can get her at a store nearby "if they still have it", find the nearest strip club or bar and hang there for a bit

 

[Punch]

How about "Nah i'll be at Spencer's, the food court, the fuckin' moon, etc" instead?

 

[girlandcoconut]

First thing to come to mind when I saw the post title..... WHY