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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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Jan 16, 2015
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Yesterday I told one chick I'd get her a job, told another I wanna bite her butt, and invited another out here to join me on vacation.

I hope they all have bad memories because I ain't doing none of that.
 

Confused Confucius

bigot sandwich
Nov 21, 2017
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I played tennis today against one dude who is a trainer in england, he is basically a celebrity in our small town. He pushed my shit in, beat me 6:2, then we went for a beer, he paid, and I thought, think, he is a liberal so out of nowhere I screamed trump 2020! He was like "ooooooh" thats the last conversation we had
 

Confused Confucius

bigot sandwich
Nov 21, 2017
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nick di paolo didnt smoke yesterday. It was the first time, he didnt even smoke from that robot dick. I think he had read what I posted here about it
 

Qat

Qute
Nov 3, 2015
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I played tennis today against one dude who is a trainer in england, he is basically a celebrity in our small town. He pushed my shit in, beat me 6:2, then we went for a beer, he paid, and I thought, think, he is a liberal so out of nowhere I screamed trump 2020! He was like "ooooooh" thats the last conversation we had
So he thinks you are a loser and an idiot now. Good job.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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after twenty years he probably knows it already. We never talk politics I just think he is a leftist because he wishes me happy holidays instead of merry christmas
Does that really bother you? Not everyone celebrates Christmas....
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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no one said it bothered me. Its my explanation of why I think he is a liberal. I dont believe in god either, so I couldnt care less
I wish people happy holidays if I know they are secular like Lars Soros @Lars Soros and myself, Merry Christmas to people who I know celebrate it, and happy Hanukkah to the best people in the world. Am I a dirty stinky liberal?
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
17,886
37,490
I wish people happy holidays if I know they are secular like Lars Soros @Lars Soros and myself, Merry Christmas to people who I know celebrate it, and happy Hanukkah to the best people in the world. Am I a dirty stinky liberal?
Only people I wish Merry Christmas to are pink on the 24th December.