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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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Jan 16, 2015
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Drunk dawg contimplating going to the store for last call in 30 minutes.

Should I???


Started too late and the insomnia kicked in. What say you for a final bed time medicine??
Running out of beer sucks. Always buy in bulk.
 

Lars Soros

Leader of The Syrup Boyz
Oct 17, 2015
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you havent been properly drunk until you didnt drink the whole bottle of this
You’re lucky my damn battle axe of a girlfriend won’t let me drink or snort coke anymore, or I would drive my dodge stratus to Trencin and drink you under the medieval table in the castle.
 

Jdog93

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Jun 2, 2016
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go for it. You will regret it if you dont until you dont fall asleep. But then you will regret it when you wake up because your hangover will be worse
My owner didn't let me off the leash. Probably for the best.

I'm having this quote printed and put on my wall btw.

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Confused Confucius

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Nov 21, 2017
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I don't remember, can you give us examples.
this is what that gaylord considers rage quitting

this is true. I have experienced my fair share of censorship. If I have to censore myself to the point where I get pinked regardless, without even knowing the reason, then I might as well not post at all. If I cant call some asshole, who is accusing me of something I didnt do, a fucking moron, when I cant even say "this is some gay shit", well thats some gay shit. I was asked to stop shitposting, so I stopped posting all together. I am not going to spend twenty minutes, every time I am about to hit post, deciding whether my post is a regular post or a shit post. These are the rules here, I accept them, but I refuse to be a part of it. Also yes, I have been drinking and playing tennis a lot lately
this was my reply to song after he was asking why I wasnt posting. Its levelheaded, no rage in that post, and I still stand by it
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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Jan 16, 2015
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this is what that gaylord considers rage quitting



this was my reply to song after he was asking why I wasnt posting. Its levelheaded, no rage in that post, and I still stand by it
I have never seen this poster in my life. My guess is he's a man teaser
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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Jan 16, 2015
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Boris, I've nailed a Chinese slag, got a massage from another China lady, done two Viagra, and I think 4 lines of coke
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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Jan 16, 2015
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Where you at Boris. Where you at motherfucker!. Next time Boris posts I will smash a world class hooker.
 

Confused Confucius

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Boris I'm going to Amsterdam right now. I'm gonna get fucked up.
you da man.My mother was pissed at me because I wanted her to go to the store to buy me beer because she was the only one who had a mask. Even though I am the breadwinner. Fuck her, she hates when I drink because it reminds her of the time when my father always beat her when he got drunk. I am not like that
 

Confused Confucius

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Nov 21, 2017
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burned myself with a ciggarette. Fuck this always happens when I am drunk. Every part of my body is like scarface because I am incapable of smoking when I am drinking
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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you da man.My mother was pissed at me because I wanted her to go to the store to buy me beer because she was the only one who had a mask. Even though I am the breadwinner. Fuck her, she hates when I drink because it reminds her of the time when my father always beat her when he got drunk. I am not like that
Why are you mean to your mom? You are a fucking adult, go get your own booze.