General i cant say too much at this time

[MMAHAWK]

I read chinese that is a take out menu.

Dude out there creating more crippled masters

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

 

[Shinkicker]

Oh shit.

He’s telling the truth guys!

 

[Poiupoiu]

i need hhelp

i woke up in a bush, in a neighborhood i dont know. wtf

 

[Shinkicker]

 

[Papi Chingon]

i need hhelp

i woke up in a bush, in a neighborhood i dont know. wtf

I don't speak Chinese and I'm in the Communist United States of America, so I can't really help. I would advise finding a doll, then finding someone who looks trustworthy, then pointing to the region on the doll where the CCP touched you. Motion to your eyes with your fingers in and up and down movement to signify tears. I think this is universal for help, but I've never tried it at my local mandarin buffet.

 

[Shinkicker]

Does Google maps work in China?

 

[Shinkicker]

i need hhelp

i woke up in a bush, in a neighborhood i dont know. wtf

Did you have clothes on?

 

[Poiupoiu]

seriously on my last legs. dont know what else i can do

 

[Papi Chingon]

seriously on my last legs. dont know what else i can do

I don't know how posting here helps you, nor what we can do to help you. In my country law breaking foreigners are treated better than citizens. This is all backwards to me.

 

[Shinkicker]

seriously on my last legs. dont know what else i can do

Go to your old boss. Offer to work how many ever days it takes to make it to England.




You can stay with @SongExotic2

 

[Shinkicker]

Let this be a lesson to all.

Don’t live in another country without cash, a passport and a change of clothes in a locker at the bus station.


Combination lock, so you don’t have to worry about keeping up with a key.

 

[jason73]

 

[Papi Chingon]

Ok, I've got another idea. You need a mask, and then you need to make odd noises to play out your situation and do a dance. Something like this.


View: https://youtu.be/_ZA7zsTgdI8?t=1713

 

[Rambo John J]

i need hhelp

i woke up in a bush, in a neighborhood i dont know. wtf

got out and got drunk?

not a good plan my man

If you were in jail you had 7 days sober, that is a good thing...not something to toss away

Picture of said Bush?

 

[Jesus X]

Let this be a lesson to all.

Don’t live in another country without cash, a passport and a change of clothes in a locker at the bus station.


Combination lock, so you don’t have to worry about keeping up with a key.

Check out Jason Bourne ova heah^^^^^

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[Poiupoiu]

Does Google maps work in China?

no. google doesnt work in china

i woke up in a brush pile.

im fucked

 

[Poiupoiu]

you may be the last person i ever talk too

i am fucked

have you ever been at the end of ur life?

 

[RaginCajun]

you may be the last person i ever talk too

i am fucked

have you ever been at the end of ur life?

Because you woke up in a bush?

 

[Poiupoiu]

Because you woke up in a bush?

yeah, i woke up in a bush

how sad is that

 

[Poiupoiu]

i seriously need help

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Playing the hits again?

 

[jason73]

this is like the great value version of a galt thread except galt was entertaining and likable .this guy is a pathetic turd

 

[Ministry of Silly Walks]

Let this be a lesson to all.

Don’t live in another country without cash, a passport and a change of clothes in a locker at the bus station.


Combination lock, so you don’t have to worry about keeping up with a key.

Damn girl, what's your story? Lol