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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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My favorite bartender was running her mouth about being fast. I'm pretty damned fast myself, so I tell her I'd smoke her in a race, and I'll do it barefoot. She says she'll run barefoot then to, and our target is the no parking sign at the end of the parking lot. (Fire hydrant, hence said sign.) She gets the manager to be the one who says go, not to mention clearly thinks we are both retarded, and off we go. I beat her off the line, but she beat me to the sign by about a foot.

I left 50 bucks on the bar and said all I wanted was bragging rights when I beat you. Afterwards she tells me to keep my money, because she has bragging rights. I am so pissed right now. We might need to play badminton for vengence.
 

SoupCan

how bout dat
First 100
Jan 18, 2015
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when she bets you in badminton she is going to peg you.... win/win imo
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
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93,839
My favorite bartender was running her mouth about being fast. I'm pretty damned fast myself, so I tell her I'd smoke her in a race, and I'll do it barefoot. She says she'll run barefoot then to, and our target is the no parking sign at the end of the parking lot. (Fire hydrant, hence said sign.) She gets the manager to be the one who says go, not to mention clearly thinks we are both retarded, and off we go. I beat her off the line, but she beat me to the sign by about a foot.

I left 50 bucks on the bar and said all I wanted was bragging rights when I beat you. Afterwards she tells me to keep my money, because she has bragging rights. I am so pissed right now. We might need to play badminton for vengence.
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silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
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I'd fuck you right up playing badminton. I'm not running anywhere barefoot though. All sorts of drug needles could be underfoot.
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,703
50,709
I'd fuck you right up playing badminton. I'm not running anywhere barefoot though. All sorts of drug needles could be underfoot.
You’d trip over your lanky ass legs....and fuck up everyone watching court side as you landed on them
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
I'm really nifty when it comes to racket type sports. I'd give you a run for your money in a sprint too and I'm not particularly in shape.
Well, youd probably beat me in tennis. I've tried to play it a few times. Not my thing. I respect those who can.
 

Ted Williams' head

It's freezing in here!
Sep 23, 2015
11,283
19,102
My favorite bartender was running her mouth about being fast. I'm pretty damned fast myself, so I tell her I'd smoke her in a race, and I'll do it barefoot. She says she'll run barefoot then to, and our target is the no parking sign at the end of the parking lot. (Fire hydrant, hence said sign.) She gets the manager to be the one who says go, not to mention clearly thinks we are both retarded, and off we go. I beat her off the line, but she beat me to the sign by about a foot.

I left 50 bucks on the bar and said all I wanted was bragging rights when I beat you. Afterwards she tells me to keep my money, because she has bragging rights. I am so pissed right now. We might need to play badminton for vengence.